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Michael

It dont matter if youre black or white

About Me

Hello. My name is Michael Jackson. I have a button nose like a kitten. I used to be black. Once you go white black is out of sight. My sisters ugly we dont talk. How old are you? Surgery is not my thing..Im 100% natural. Thats how I fly. I almost dropped my baby one time...its ok though he was plastic. I invented the moonwalk. I own 5,000 white goves and 6000 black ones. The white ones are better. I used to have an afro....when I was black. Most people get sex changes..but seeing as how i alread looked like a woman I decided to get a color change. It ws for medical reasons. Court is fun! You should try it sometime. Anyways its team time so peace out dogg. I love oreos. I was always like an oreo when i was black, white on the inside and black on the outside. Now Im a marshmellow...white from the inside out dogg.

My Interests

Sleeping in...in my apartment with babies surrounding my body.

I'd like to meet:

You're daugher or son..or your dog/cat/hamster. As they're a baby. You can be my baby it dont matter if you're black or white hunny.

Music:

I like to listen to myself and R Kelly he's my homie (when i was black). Now he's my friend. I pretty much like everyone but my sister. She sucks.

Movies:

The fight club, remember the titans, and um....kids movies. Thats pretty much it.

Television:

Black and white with a little court TV.

Books:

Plastic surgery for dummies, the newspaper every week-end. I have to make sure I look ok. I read children's book.

Heroes:

My kids, my gloves, and my doctor.