Boris the Blade - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi Hi HI!! i am a hyper purbred boxer and my name is boris! my mommy named me after a russian mobster, but i am a far cry from my namesake!! i live in the country with my mommys parents cause i needed room to grow and run around! and i got 700 acres out here and plenty of animals to chase!! the outdoors are cool but i live inside, and i love to play with the bugs in the house! i love to chew on anything that smells interesting! i just turned 2 years old on august 2nd! im kinda small but i have a lot of love to give! i used to be a big wimp but ive toughened up alot! i can even attack a little now, if my people are threatened!! i love attention, if i am ignored i bark a lot and then chew up some more stuff and then the attentions back on me!!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? a Boxer
What is your name? Boris, Boris the Blade
What other nicknames do you have? Bor Bor, Fuzzy
What is your favorite treat? puperoni! and people food
What would your owner describe you as? "adorable, hyper, crazy, fast"
What is the funniest thing you have done? well there was this one time when i was pooping.... no, its too embarassing i cant
What is the bravest thing you have done? barking at intruders!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? fuck no
Are you a social animal? not really but sometimes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? unfortunately
Are you friendly? if i know you, otherwise i bark like crazy
Are you overweight? im slim and trim
Do you like warm milk? ewwww
Do you eat cheese? oh YUM
Do you eat bugs? of course!
Do you live with other animals? a cat that i rarely see
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? no
Do you like to exercise? a lot
Do you like car rides? do i!!
Do you get into stuff? if i can get to it then yes i can
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? of course, i love them all!
Do you like to swim? yup!
Do you chase laser pen dots? no one has ever done that to me before so i dont know!!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? YUP YUP
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My Interests

anything i can chew is interesting to me. barking at anything that moves! i love to give boxer hugs to my people! i also like food, especially people food! and i love to sleep in wierd ways that make people stare. also, running after deer in my yard, and just running in general, especially around the house in circles!!

I'd like to meet:

im generally scared of other doggies but i want to take a leap of faith and meet that special lady boxer to have puppies with. my mommy really wants to see some offspring... and i want to be a daddy! message me bitches!

Music:

i dont like loud noises, but when my granddaddy takes me to ride in the pick up truck we listen to classic rock and sometimes country and i like it. i like riding in the front seat of the pick up truck....

Movies:

lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, homeward bound 1 and 2....

Television:

im too hyper to watch tv!!

Books:

once i ate my grandma's bible... they dont like it when i eat the books but they are so tasty.

Heroes:

the dog from snatch, my mommy, my daddy, my grandparents, my step mommy tess and my step daddy luke. i dont like the target dog, he is a pawn of the people.

My Blog

YAY for mommy!

my mommy got into her school for nursing that she really wanted to do! yay! shes so happy and im happy for her so now shes not as stressed!! she starts in january!...
Posted by Boris the Blade on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

deer

well id just like to vent about the damn deer out here in powhatan. i went outside today to take a piss and there was one in our fenced back yard!! what the fuck?? i chased it for a while into the woo...
Posted by Boris the Blade on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST