I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE BACKWARDS! |
I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the ...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST |
GET TO WORK! |
The Population of this country is 300 million160 million are retired.That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.Which leaves 55 million to do the work.Of this there are...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Crowds Panic as Floods Ravage Ireland |
CROWDS PANIC AS FLOOD THREATENS IRELANDWe've all seen the faces of those ravaged by the floods of Sri Lanka and New Orleans.This "award-winning" photograph of the recent flood waters rising in...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST |
Webster's Missing |
Words that are notably missing from Webster's: Agonosis (ah uh no' sis) - n. The syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" every Saturday just to watch the skier rack himself. Bazookacidal Tend...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST |
Tequila! |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about ...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST |
expertsexchange dot com? |
My top 10 of the absolute worst company domain names.... feel free to let me know if you have a nomination10. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a ce...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:48:00 PST |
Nightingale |
nightingale noun A European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season. Any of various other noctur...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST |
It's a Boy! |
Today, I'm a father... again. Well actually today I'm a father legally. I've been raising the boy for almost 10 years... but because Judge Michot picked up a pen and signed a piece of pape...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST |
Live and World Wide! |
Okay... I was designing and publishing websites waaaay back in 1998. That would almost make me a pioneer of sorts in this world wide web....However, it's only today that I've suddenly got a frie...
Posted by Mr. Sam's Dance Party on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST |
