Riding a unicycle. Crying in the shower while masterbating to Barbra Streisand. Doing the "mash potato".
A 600 pound human.
Liberal country music, Cristian death metal.
Anything with David Hassolhoff. He's amazing.
The Office. Striparella.
F-ing Steinbeck. I bet he got a ton of ass!
The love child of Ghandi and Stalin.