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Parker or Porter

Here I Am

About Me

About Me

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I like to think of myself as a girl who is small in stature, but big in heart. I want passionate stability. I love learning about anything and everything i can get my hands on to let me know a little bit more about this place.I'm originally from Charlotte, NC recently relocated to Brooklyn to further my industrial design career.There are a few things I am proud of. 2 of which I will advertise on here: a children's book I wrote with my BFF/ex.lover/soulmate/drinking buddy/roommate, John Smith. The illustrations are linked via cafepress under my companies. The second is finishing a marathon via TNT. To get involved: http://www.active.com/donate/tntwnc/tntwncSMcMill

My Interests

money

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris; Ned, Willona, the small brown dog that looks like a small brown cat who is really a small brown dog
Never Date a Leo
Dramatic, egotistical, and emotional - a Leo is way too high maintenance for you!
And forget about a quick fling with an alluring Leo. It's either everything or nothing with this sign!

Instead try dating: Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces, or Cancer What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Music:

Tegan and Sara, Initials DT! Miss Kittin, The murmurs, The Faint, Badly Drawn Boy, The Cure, The yeah yeah yeah's, Nellie McKay, Erin McKeown, Jessie Malin, The Philadelphia Experiment, The Smiths, Sasha, Anne Savage, Fiona Apple, jewel, the blah blah blahs, The white stripes, Utah!, Galactic,Jason Adamo, Damien Rice, Iconic, Metric, Eisley, The Fiery Furnaces, Leona ness, Ryan Adams, hot hot heat, counting crows, FEIST!, The Shout OUTLouds!....

Movies:

He Loves me He loves me not, Kissing Jessica Stein, Amelie, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, The Hours, I heart Huckabees, The Station Agent, Lovely and Amazing, Home Movie, The Anniversary Party, Party Girl, Pleasantville, Fight Club, Deconstructing Harry, Harold and Maude, Before Sunrise, After Sunset, Live Nude Girls, God is Great and I'm Not, All about my mother, Talk to her, Y tu mama, Tambien, Pieces of April, Next Stop Wonderland, Finding Nemo, Shrek, the Incredibles, Monsters Inc., Antz, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the wooden camera, me and u and everyone we know...

Television:

Strangers With Candy, the LWord, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, weeds, last comic standing, and always The Daily Show and The Colbert Report--make me laugh

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, any Kurt Vonnegut, any Roald Dahl, any David Weisner, Naked, the Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Fight Club, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Kite Runner, anything by Lynne Hinton!! (Check her out at www.LynneHinton.com)....too many more

Heroes:

People I feel have made a difference--swaying public opinion by going against the norm-- through high moral standards in which even after improving their own lives they still work to change the injustices from which they came; especially those who entertain us/make us laugh while challenging the masses to think--morally, intellectually, and always with empathy: Jon Stewart, Oprah Winfrey, Norton Juster, Che, Tina Fey, Dave Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Roald Dahl, Tim Burton, Pedro Almadov, Betty Friedan, Michael Gondry, Mother Teresa, Charles Darwin, Lily Tomlin, stephen colbert,Spike Jonze, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Ellen Degeneres....

My Blog

take me back from sliding glass doors

There are tracks:Running on my back,Back there: Sliding, doors on metal.wood.rubber. creating paths of friction leaving tracks of fiction rolling forward to come back picking up glass, needles, and ...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:41:00 PST

Dear John

I broke with the world today... And I realized nothing went wrong. I called it spinning or rotating when it was living:that keeps beat to a song. This beat of a life i did not witness of a soul i did ...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:13:00 PST

To noone in particular, thinking perhaps i'm this someone

When I think about you, my heart twinges. And this is no Mary Shelley Bisse or stein or dickinsonpoem. i care about you andi wish i knew why. i see u out and i feel u use people to your advantage to f...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:55:00 PST

bubble baths

The smell of Dr. Brammer's....lavender castille soap reminded me of my finity this morning. I was holding the plastic bottle in my hands and couldnt make myself turn away for some reason. My eyes just...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

lemons

She put me at ease with being misunderstood. And this easiness was the root of our understanding. When we went out to eat, our routine always included a water & sweet tea. If she ordered, 9/10 tim...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:19:00 PST

old myspace about me

I live for my work, but will not die for it; I will die for you, but I don't live for you. body{ background-color:CCCCCC; } Table, Td{ background-color:transparent; } table table table{ width:100borde...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

the beginning

I had written about her before I met her. I explored her characterization deeply within pen and ink, and yet when we met I wasn't sure if it was my depiction that affected what I believed her to be or...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

bedtime stories

Lacking fluidity in an absinth of stupidity, i reflect an emerald serenity upon my personal throne. Lonely? I'm naught. I'm with subjects unsought for my world is my own.   Until,&...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:56:00 PST

The secret dichotomies of the narcissist's dance

i sat on my floorstretching my back, thinking.thinking of people. just people :) who splice up my selfish wants and scatter them into pro-active actions:actions i enact towards other peoplesmy anger a...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

summations

logical equivocations still induce provocations by outter stimuli: banking on metaphors of indicision. cracking my postulations of derision: of the heart. [(meu curacoa): wound tight by strings ...
Posted by Parker or Porter on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:00:00 PST