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Benjamin

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About Me

free myspace layoutscrazy mofo, insane, and looney.........Mr. Right

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What's Your Addiction?

MY RESULT: Danger Junkie


You love anything that's fast, loud, and illegal in most countries.

Keep up the fast pace and who knows, you might get an endorsement deal from an energy drink. On the other hand, you might also end up with one eye and hooks for hands. Oh, well. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

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My Interests

quads, snomobiles, jeeps, hunting, tractors, and anything people say can't be fixedYOURSELF - The Survey
Name: benjamin
Birthday: feb. 5 1987
Birthplace: marysville
Current Location: marysville
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: australian-american indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: ariat boots
Your Weakness: trusting people
Your Fears: weird presidents
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat, white sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay out of trouble
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont have it
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: you'll never see it
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: Florida keys
Pepsi or Coke: either with bacardi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: ya too bad huh
Do you Sing: ha ha ha ha yes, especially with louie
Do you Shower Daily: ofcourse
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: doing it
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: occasionaly............
Are you a Health Freak: nope but im healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell ya
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummmm yes your honor
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ................
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: um a few times he he he he he
Ever been called a Tease: ha ha ha ha a few times he he he he
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes, and got caught
How do you want to Die: having sex on an airplane thats going down
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: work for nasa, living in the country
What country would you most like to Visit: europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not much
Best Clothing Style: as long as they fit
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont care
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: hmmmmmmmmm
Number of Tattoos: exciting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont care as long as im not one

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I'd like to meet:

somebody louder than me

Can You Open My Safe?

1st Number:
whats my grandpa......'s race car #?

2nd Number:
whats # is on my motorcycle helmet?

3rd Number:
how many letters in my last name?

Enter Combination:
1st Number
2nd Number
3rd Number

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Music:


Movies:

scarface, jay and silent bob, and major payne
How old are you? turning 21 in Feb.
What is your sexual orientation? straight
Have you ever given someone oral sex? yes
Have you ever recieved oral sex? is grass green
How many sexual partners have you had? I dont answer that question
What is your pubic hair style? shaved
What kind of underwear do you wear? I dont and if I do-Hanes
Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? both
Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? hell ya beach in miami and nude partys here
Do you watch porn? everyday, I have no choice i have to film it
Are you a fan of anybody particular in porn? yes, Briana Banks and Andie Valentino. sexy women
Have you ever watched others or been watched having sex? both
Do you think girls should do anal more often? yes hahahahaha
Have you ever expirimented with another man? Hell no
What is your favorite sexual position? cowgirl or missionary
Are you circumcised? ofcourse, i'm white
What gets you off fastest? rough sex
What turns you on the most about your partner? when they make you go faster or scratching
Have you ever had multiple partners at once? yes many times
Have you ever paid for sex? not off of a camera
When did you lose your virginity? 13th birthday, I love florida hahahahaha
How long do you have to know somebody before you have intercourse? takes me a while, I need a connection
Do you like shorter or taller partners? average or shorter, tall girls are fun though
Do you like skinnier or thicker partners? skinnier
How many times would you like to have intercourse a day? depends on where she is
Are you a jealous person? no, or at least I try not to be
Are you loud in bed? at times i sorta get into it too much i guess
Do you have rough sex? if she lets me
Have you ever been called kinky? yes hahahahaha
Do you bite or pull hair during intercourse? both ooooooh la la
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Television:

nip/tuck

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What Kind of Boyfriend Are You?

MY RESULT: Dream Guy


You've got it all -- affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that girls want their boyfriends to have.

You're light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy -- a great combination. When you start a relationship, there's a good chance the girl will totally fall for you, whether she intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you're sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)

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Books:

the long walk, by stephen king

Heroes:

doc holiday and my mother

My Blog

fUNNY sHIT

..> ZJ ..> ..> the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

an excuse to drink beer? YES!!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST

i love being crazy

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:35:00 PST

somebody wanna answer these questions for me?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:10:00 PST

LIFT KITS

Cause fat girls can't jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

LIFT KITS

Cause fat girls can't jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

giggity giggity

When you ride horses, you sit up and coast. controlled. When you ride snowmobiles, you take a knee and climb. controlled. But when you ride a bull, LEAVE THE GATE NOT KNOWING WHITCH WAY TO TWIST AND L...
Posted by Benjamin on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

the best way to make decisions.

Do whatever will make for a better story, if you are trying to decide if you should do somethig and you can think of at LEAST four people that you are going to call or even drive to their house, then ...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

oh shit

I think I shouldn't use bottles as pillows anymore cause now i have Captain Morgan pasted to my face!!!!!!! not good.
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST