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Jose pH

I'll put baking soda into your vinegar, biotch.

About Me

I changed my profile with help from pYzam
I changed my profile with help from pYzam

My Interests

I don't bore. I like fruit. In a heterosexual way.

I'd like to meet:

The person that thought of mathematics--so I can beat them up.

Music:

Ah...music. I won't attempt to elaborate on something so ineffable. I likey the music.

Movies:

It's got to be funny, mindbending or intense.

Television:

Don't watch it too much. But I like the shape of television.

Books:

I like humor and sci-fi. And humorous sci-fi.

Heroes:

Freakozoid. Weird Al. Whoever invented toothpaste.

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My Blog

Suit Zombies Attack!

I knew it was a strange day as I pulled into the parking lot at ECU. There were no parking spots open. Very strange indeed. And that's when I saw the first one.There's nothing too extraordinary about ...
Posted by Jose pH on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

I'm about to die...

OF BOREDOM!!! Why would anyone, much less I, want to sign up for a history class involving...history?!It's just not a good thing. Surely heart attacks, constipation, and morbid obesity are the only...
Posted by Jose pH on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

I hate Top Friends.

Okay, sure, that's a misleading title. But it seems that it managed to get your attention.I don't hate my Top Friends, I hate having to choose what order they come in. It's a mind-altering process.I...
Posted by Jose pH on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST