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About Me

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I'm the one kid you wouldn't expect to do you wrong

But I'll do so without fail

I'm a furious sonofabitch with a blade

And an even bigger badass with a bat

My ego is probably twice the size of yours

But I most likely also have four times as many insecurities

Cutting has never been trendy to me

It's not a form of expression

It's not my way of looking cool

But I DO have a lot of scars

My friends mean the world to me

And I'm a firm believer in unconditional love

You can oftentimes find me spending hours in the bathroom

Playing with makeup and listening to "Dancing Queen"

It's pretty much my way of having fun

If you take what you get from me

Without returning a simple thanks

I'll hold a fucking knife against your throat it against you for life

And you know what?

You'll never meet a bigger hypocrite


My Interests

Tarot reading
Fencing
Bass guitars
Hot sex
Films
Art
Music

I'd like to meet:

Another vegan.
Another faux-homosexual.

Music:

Give me something melodic. Give me something lyrically arousing.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a 2004 romance film by Charlie Kaufman and Michel Gondry. The film uses a science fiction element to explore the nature of memory and love. It won an Academy Award and has won praise from critics and developed a cult following.

Television:

I don't watch much television.

Books:

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn is a novel by Betty Smith first published in 1943. It relates the coming-of-age story of its main character, Francie Nolan, and her Irish-American family struggling against poverty in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York. The novel is set in the first and second decades of the 20th century. The book was an immense success, a nationwide best-seller that was distributed to servicemen overseas.

Heroes:

All my heroes have failed me. What good are they? I'm my own hero...

My Blog

Washington

I stopped a fight today. Wolves. Leeches. Snakes. Dogs.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLm-Or_PTA...
Posted by Ride Bike//Play Guitar on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Brian. Wtf.

Let's talk about Brian. Paprico Loco: browe402: crack rocks yoPaprico Loco: oh no yo bro you go show yo ho my toebrowe402: omg no u din'tPaprico Loco: but, I didxfatally.yours: [16:54] browe402: crack...
Posted by Ride Bike//Play Guitar on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

Sam edits my pictures

xfatally.yours: do you want your picture leaning more toward black and white or color?Paprico Loco: Color. It isn't vibrant enough in my opinion. But not like, bright. More like, "encouragingly faded"...
Posted by Ride Bike//Play Guitar on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

I've Got Answers To Your Questions About Me

The Thinker As an INTP, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you deal with things rationally and logically. Your secondary mode is external, where you take things in primarily via...
Posted by Ride Bike//Play Guitar on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST