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.."center"> Heather Jo Ethridge --
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100% kinky
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Straight Outta Compton

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You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress.You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code"I believe that today more than ever a book should be sought after even if it has only one great page in it: we must search for fragments, splinters, toenails, anything that has ore in it, anything that is capable of resuscitating the body and soul. It may be that we are doomed, that there is no hope for us, any of us, but if that is so then let us set up a last agonizing, bloodcurdling howl, a screech of defiance, a war whoop! Away with lamentation! Away with elegies and dirges! Away with biographies and histories, and libraries and museums! Let the dead eat the dead. Let us living ones dance about the rim of the crater, a last expiring dance. But a dance!" Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer, 1934Here Ya Go..... Product of an educational environment! Dad Don stepped down last year as the Chairman of the Ag Economics Department at Texas Tech University--Undergrad and Masters from Texas Tech, PhD from North Carolina State. Stepmom Kathie is an art teacher and an incredibly gifted artist with a flair for Mexican-inspired art. Mom LaNelle has a Masters Degree in Child Development from Tech as well and runs an NAEYC Accredited Early Head Start Day Care Center. I'm really proud of all of my family's accomplishments. Too bad that I can't seem to find my niche...

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Name: Heather Jo Ethridge
Birthday: October 3, 1972
Birthplace: Denton, TX
Current Location: Employment Purgatory.......um, no, the LBK
Eye Color: Hazel--Blue when mad
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'6.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ADOPTED---probably Spartan...HAHAHAHA
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown and tan suede Chuck Lo-Tops
Your Weakness: Friends in need
Your Fears: WATER, SPIDERS, dying old & alone in a state facility
Your Perfect Pizza: Artichoke, Black Olive, Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial independence
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sup?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sex--what time is it???
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever Craig's is.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Lil' Bro Jeremy (Love Ya--RIP)
Pepsi or Coke: Regular Coke, Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Is that a joke.....?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream Vanilla, everything else CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Be more specific please....
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: All the time.
Do you Shower Daily: Dear Lord Yes
Have you Been in Love: Maybe-Yes-Now, WOW
Do you want to go to College: DID-DONE
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: 75% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only twice ever.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm pretty fucking hot.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Finally
Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm having sex....
Do you play an Instrument: HAHAHA
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Eh, Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ye.......um prescription or illicit??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: FUCK NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: ...all my world is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: By my job-- LMFAO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Reclaimed.....
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Hell No, I'm a sure thing!!!
Ever been Beaten up: Yep--fuck You Ralphie!
Ever Shoplifted: High School
How do you want to Die: Quickly, and at the same time he does
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Porn Producer
What country would you most like to Visit: Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not picky
Short or Long Hair: Depends on how its kept...both
Height: 6" or above
Weight: 180-240
My Clothing Style: cowboy boots & jeans-I'm NOT a cowgirl...I AM A TEXAN
Number of Drugs I have taken: Um....like, are You a cop??
Number of CDs I own: now-about 50 or so-thanks TWEAKER THIEVES, but about 10,000 iPod songs!
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests


.. MySpace Comments ..I've decided that I'm going to try my hand at photography for a while. I live in Texas. We have the most beautiful sky in the world. I LOVE THE TEXAS TECH RED RAIDERS!!!!! GO TECH!!!!!!! I LOVE the Art Institute of Chicago. I want to learn to drive my friend Rob's BIG tractor!!! I'm a crossword puzzle fanatic (my Mom and her Grad student friends played hours of Scrabble with me when I was really young) and I LOVE "Jeopardy" and "Who Wants to be A Millionaire". Trivial Pursuit...BRING IT ON! I guess I'm sort of a font of useless knowledge....

I'd like to meet:

His Holiness The Dalai Lama--to find peace within myself someday, SAMMY FUCKING HAGAR, maybe my biological mother, but maybe not, the woman who married Mark Hutchison, the woman who turned Adrian Johnson into "that" person, WILLIAM SHATNER--DEAR LORD I'D JUST DIE!!!David Hasselhoff--Oh COME ON, You know it would be cool...., Tommy Lee Jones,--HELL--Tommy Lee too!, Randy West, Brad Armstrong--PORN STARS ROCK, The ROCK-Sorry, fantasy slippin' in there....John Cena...yeah the wrestling dude, see him up close before you judge, YUM. Bono, George Clooney and Angelina Jolie--to talk about genocide and the Aids epidemic in Africa, Yeah, it matters. Deceased: My Mom's Mom and Dad, Ronald Reagan, Henry Miller, Andy Warhol, Jim Morrison, Khalil Gibran (Poet), ELVIS-well, DUH!, Marilyn Monroe, Princess Diana, Jesus--What WOULD He do?? (I'll tell You one thing....the hypocrisy 'round these parts might just cause him to encourage an annihilation not unlike that of Sodom and Gomorrah...)

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Music:

EVERYTHING-- Eric Johnson--THANKS MARK FOR RUINING IT FOR ME!! I LOVE TEXAS MUSIC!!!!!!! ZZ Top, The Scabs-Bob Schneider, Ian Moore, Junior Medlow(R.I.P.), John Sprott, THE DARREN WELCH BAND, Larry--Ya'll know em' Miss You Jeff!!!, The Electric Gypsies, Joe Ely, The Flatlanders, Toadies, ***Don't Miss The Austin City Limits Music Festival in September. 3 days worth of AWESOME MUSIC! Los Lonely Boys, Marcia Ball, Robert Earl Keen, Al Green, Van Halen, Godsmack, Disturbed, Jet, Staind, Rob Zombie, Billie Holiday--"You Go To My Head", "The Very Thought Of You", All of "Lady In Satin", Shakira, Patsy Cline, Melissa Etheridge, ELVIS, The Tubes--"She's A Beauty", The Black Crowes, the Eagles, Clapton, Gavin DeGraw, NWA--WHAT??, Kanye West, Pink Floyd, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder--"Very Superstitious", "Living for the City", Waylon Jennings, Led Zeppelin....NOT Stairway to Heaven--"What is and What Should Never Be", "Tangerine", "Going to California", "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You"--Pick up "Enconium", the Led Zeppelin triubute album--Yeah, I know, but Big Head Todd does a cover of "Tangerine" that's awesome and 4 Non Blondes knock out "Misty Mountain", The Doors, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Holly Golightly--THANKS MATT XO!!! Dave Matthews--"Crush", "Crash Into Me", "Satellite", "Tonight Let's Be Lovers", Sammy Hagar--"Give to Live"--LISTEN and LEARN, "Heavy Metal"--who doesn't have a fantasy in their head with this song in the soundtrack? Actually, all of "Standing Hampton" (It helped Me get over THE HEARTBREAK). I'll fight anyone who says Van Halen was better before Sammy. Anything by William Shatner--Mr. Tamborine Man for one....FINALLY.....Wilson Picket's cover of "Hey, Jude" with Duane Allman is the best song of all time!!!!!! Artist Site More Videos

Movies:

Animal House, Motorcycle Diaries, Henry and June, Smokey and the Bandit--(that one'll get me laid for sure..HAHAHAHA, 50 First Dates(gimme a break, it's filmed in Hawaii and the music rocks!!), Serpent and the Rainbow, Romancing the Stone, Behind the Green Door (first mass produced pornography in the United States 1979) ANYTHING with Tommy Lee Jones--****The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (BRILLIANT)(2005), Double Jeopardy, Natural Born Killers, ANYTHING with Jenna Jameson--Jenna's Revenge, I Dream of Jenna--Hey, after all, the Woman HAS made herself into a fucking corporation--no pun intended, Fatal Attraction, True Grit, Sixteen Candles, West Side Story, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan, The Empire Strikes Back, Heathers (1989 Winona Ryder, Christian Slater)--I know ALL the dialogue, try Me!!, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Gone With the Wind, Superman II, What Dreams May Come, Dead Man (Johnny Depp--awesome indie film), Koyaanisqatsi (Life Out of Balance--SEE THIS MOVIE),What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, 9 1/2 Weeks, Like Water for Chocolate (In Spanish With Sub-titles..WORTH IT), Dangerous Liasons (Brilliant), Up Close and Personal, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Sleeping Beauty (yep, the cartoon, best cartoon villian EVER--alright then..YOU turn into a dragon...,Caligula (WOW, is it porn, or isn't it?), Christmas Vacation (possibly the funniest movie ever), Romeo Must Die, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, while we're at it--Enter the Dragon, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, A Christmas Story, Goonies, Gremlins, The Mambo Kings, Office Space, Anchorman, The Fall of the House of Usher (Vincent Price), Bram Stoker's Dracula--umm...Gary Oldman is a badass..., Blade, Wonderland, The Salton Sea, The Doors, True Romance, Tombstone, Top Gun--Crap, now I've got a Val Kilmer thing working here.., Dirty Dancing, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, Fantasia, Clash of The Titans, The Mummy, Mummy II, Triple X---now really, no shirt, big leather coat, Vin Diesel You ROCK!!! WHEW...I'll take a break.

Television:

BOSTON LEGAL (who IS Sexier-- Shatner or Spader??), Pimp My Ride, American Chopper, Family Guy, Las Vegas, Studio 60, Desperate Housewives, Wonder Woman--Lynda Carter..YOU GO GIRL, actually, I thought I was Wonder Woman from age 2-4... ANY SMUT on the TEN Channel, YOU know what I mean.... The A-Team, Knight Rider, Baywatch, Dallas, Dynasty--THATS RIGHT, All the OLD Crap--LAND of the LOST rules!

Books:

Zen Keys, Spanish Lingo for the Savvy Gringo (funny as HELL and a necessary travel companion for Mexico..TRUST ME), Thank You for Smoking, Henry Miller--Tropic of Cancer, Anais Nin--Delta of Venus, Henry and June, Anne Rice--Beauty Trilogy (Erotica), Ramses The Damned, The Witching Hour, YA'LL just wait 'til I finish MY BOOK..heh-heh it'll be Texas Smut, just like ya like it...

Heroes:

Sarah Weddington-for giving women Choice, Bill Hicks-R.I.P.-for saying aloud what most people think, Ann Richards-for giving women in Texas a voice, Bill Clinton-for getting caught and being human, Natalie Maines-for not backing down YOU GO GIRL!!!!, Anaiis Nin-for writing about life and love with brutal honesty and beauty-someday that will be me..., My Mom and Dad-for adopting without radical expectations and for not killing me at 21,or 25,or 30.

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Take a moment and pay respects, my friends......

.. dont write here --> ANTIOCH Farewell to a porn king ...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST