Advantage Varnsen - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I mostly enjoy music, girls, travel when I can afford it, and skateboarding.

my little aim screen name is messwithtexas505 talk to me, I should be nice.

water rules, btw.

My Interests

listening to music, skateboarding, creating music, girls, buying music, comedy, going to shows, playing music, drinking, talking shit, driving long and short distances, and wrangling...lots of wrangling.

I'd like to meet:

whoever lives here Oh, and Gemma Atkinson.

Music:

I listen to music. It's something I do.

Movies:

Clerks, Death to Smoochy, Half Baked, Dogma, The Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissu, Rushmore, the Rules of Attraction, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Weatherman, I Heart Huckabees, Welcome to the Dollhouse, For Your Consideration, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman

Television:

Adult Swim, Family Guy, Futurama, Law and fuckin Order, Comedy Central, Degrassi, Radio Free Roscoe, Scrubs, The Office, Arrested Developement, Strangers with Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld

Books:

Like Hell, No Exit, Things Fall Apart, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Ishmael, Why Not Me, Factotum, Hot Water Music, House of God

Heroes:

Phil Buckman

My Blog

alright, alright

Albuquerque,You win. I can't wait to move back. See ya in May. I'd go back sooner, but I'm making all this money and it's really nice to balance out all that debt I so genius-ly coll...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:15:00 PST

Moto-Cross Sucks

Why does that shit suck? Cause it's a bunch of rich kids who don't care about their life, get those awful nautical star tattoos to go with their flat billed baseball hat and lame facial hair, as...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

A slight change of plans

So wow! I've changed my plans! No, same career goals and all that...but instead of going to Spain this fall, I'm waiting til the Spring semester. Why? I'll fuckin tell you why, ok? I...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

slogans

Ok, it's been a while...here goes.I'm really sick of this cheap advertising move that just won't go away. I call it the "goof factor." All it is is they take something about the company an...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Hell yeah

So, this morning around 7am I was awaken by none other than my pal, Dr. Grumbles. She decided that I didn't think she was tough anymore, so she does what anybody who's gotta prove themselves doe...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

so so so so so so so

So, school is really sweet. I like this shit. I like stressing about school a thousand times more than stressing over work. I've still got a ridiculously long road ahead, but things ...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

thinking about things

I've got a little more credit in college than the average sophmore. I'm starting to actually consider what I'd like to do after I graduate. Call me an dickhead but... I guess I'...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

more dumb people

So, I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that I need to carry a brick with me at all times. If you'd like an example, here's what I had the honor to see happen:Setting...5:30pm outside Walgreens ...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

stop it

Clowns.Clowns are goin down. They've been really weird for far too long. I'm lookin at you, Ronald, you know you're fucked up. What posseses a man (or woman, for that) to wake up and...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

damn weird

So, today, I had to give my presentation about Madrid, NM in front of my spanish class. It's bad enough that I had to give a history lesson to a class without knowing how to conjugate past tense...
Posted by Advantage Varnsen on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST