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Tickle Fiend

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About Me


Me? About me you say? What you wanna know anything about me for? I'm nothing interesting.
I'm human - i think
Alive - just
Sane - though the Doctor thinks otherwise
I'm female, a lassy, chick, girly, woman, blood-sucking leach, inferior species, I think you get the jist...
That's just the basics. There's something much deeper, more meaningful to me. But you have to be damn good for me to let you into my pants to find that out.
Oh my, did i really just say that? Good, it gives you a real insight to what i'm like, you can work it out from there really.
Me Likes: Shiny things. Soft things. Weird things. Thingy things. Hugs. Tickles. Kisses. Pointy things. Fire. Night time. Walks. Many musics. Road trips. Long journeys. Thinking. Spontaneity. Knowledge. Distractions from work. Art. Drawing. Painting. Sculpting. Making mess. Feathers. Oriental culture. People who read this. Comfy things. Fluffy things.
Me No Likes: Public Transport. Evil squirrels. People who take away my shiny things. People who make me do work. The apparent need for money. Jobs. Constrictions. Rules. People who hold me back. Evil goblins that steal my cupcakes ¬_¬ ...
Hmm, what can I really say? I suppose a list of some facts about myself might be a good start, perhaps:
- I have four pillows on my bed
- Am currently dreading my hair - so that explains why it looks so messy in the photos...
- Do i care about that previous fact?
- The answer is no, I don't
- I say "It'll be fun - Like a game!" about pretty much anything and everything.
- I LOVE comics, and superheroes
- I LOVE Johnny Depp, he's a god and a fantastic actor!
- I LOVE Pirates!
- I AM a pirate. And i love that fact.
- I have a 'To-Do' list of objects i must complete in my life
- I LOVE dragons, to a strangely obsessed limit.
- Ninjas. I also love them I think i am one. Secretly. But i don't know it yet...
- I LOVE Jack Johnson! That man is a legend! Oof!
- I practise aspects of Buddhism - Buddha said not to make a religion out of his teachings, and I respect that - It's a way of life
- Am addicted to gaming, I play all sorts but am highly fond of RPGs
- Love the Oriental culture
- Adore Manga and Anime
- I would consider your blood for sustenance... ¬_¬
- I have a very squidgy nose - I think there's no bone in it...
- I often use ellipse in my writing - perhaps too much...
- I like to think I am artistic, for i love to draw, paint, make a mess, be generally creative
I think that's all you need to know for now. It's all the general useless crap that is said on these profiles anyway - Noting new.
I am an overlooked intellectual. A missed opportunity. Wasted potential. In other words - i'm lazy...
Things I have realised I can do with my tongue:
- Curl it into a tube.
- Twist it up-side down.
- Eat a Creme Egg.
- Touch my nose.
- Make it very pointy.
- Lick my lips when I'm horny.
- Stretch it out real flat.
- Poke it out when concentrating hard.
- Roll it to make a cool sound.
- Touch the bottom of my chin.
- Kiss passionately with it.
- Poke it out flat but curl it up as I bring it back in.
- Bend it in half upwards.
- Bend it in half backwards.
- Turn people on with it.
- Tie a piece of string up with it.
- Poke it out at people to be offensive.
- Poke it out at people to flirt.
- Poke it out at people to be annoying.
- Lick feathers with it - i wouldn't ask...
- Get it stuck to an ice cube.
- Bite it whenever i sneeze - dunno why i do that.
- Take freaky yet interesting pictures of it with the Macro on... View my pictures to find out what i mean.
- Give great head with it - i know, i know. I'm sorry but it's true.
- Lick my nipple with it - oh yes! It's true...
- Play seductively with chewing gum - hehe that was fun to prove!
- I can say 'aestethically' first time without getting tongue tide - hehe feels funny.
- Lick off ice cream that i spilt down my chest - Oof!
- I can blow huuuuge bubbles with bubble gum!
And I'm still counting! I'll keep you posted of updates...
Wanna know anything else message me or add me on MSN, always nice to have new people to chat with! I won't bite unless you ask me to:
[email protected]
Gimme an add, go on! It'll be fun - Like a game!
Pirates help reduce Global Warming - FACT!
Sea sponges are interesting - FACT!
Detol kills 99.9% of germs - FACT!
When i'm bored i do crazy things - FACT!
I'm no Veggie, i love meat - FACT!
Pigs orgasms can last up to 30 minutes - FACT!
*bites your nose* I'm bored...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com This is what a personality test said about me:
Messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture.
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My Interests

Hmm, there's too much to type, and not enough effort in my fingers. Oh the vicious cycle!

I'd like to meet:

Dali Lama - he looks like a nice bloke
Bill Gates - so i can slap him in the face, and maybe steal his wallet...
Graham - i wanna see him again
Batman - cos i'm sure there's someone out there called Bruce Wayne
Conny Bloom - that guy is hot, talented, and is a real pirate!
Vincent Valentine - cos, well, yeah, shush...
Jack Johnson - he makes me so happy!
Mr Da Vinci - he sounds like a riot!
My future self - just for the hell of it, you know?
The guy down the road - well, why not...?
Johnny Depp - obviously!
You - I think we might get along swimmingly.

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My Imaginary Friends

Hellboy

Treacle

The Question

My Pirate Booty

Mystery Man

Pretty Boi

Zee Spoon Masta

Mr Fuzzums

Upside-Down-Under

Wii Friend of Mine

Moppsie Bunny

Clive

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Music:

I love most moooosic. I'm a musical slut - can listen to almost anything and everything!
I would list some but i can't really be bother to yet. Might get around to it one day. It really is a big mix. Just ask, chances are i'll like it...

Here is a list of genres i like, to give you some idea:
Acoustic Rock, Acid jazz, Acid rock, Alternative metal, Alternative rock, Ambient, Bhangra, Black metal, Blues, Britfunk / Britpop / Britrock, Calypso, Celtic, Classical, Country, Dance funk, Death metal, Dub, Easylistening, Electropop / Electrofunk / Electrorock, Flamenco, Funk / Funk metal, Hip-hop, House, Jazz, Meditative, Metal, Old rock, Pop, Power metal, Power ballads, Progressive Rock, Psychedelic rock, Rap / Rap rock, Reggae, Rhythm n Blues, Swing, There's more but can't be bothered to write them or attempt to categories it!
..

Movies:

Ooo don't get me started there are a HELL of a lot.
My dad use to own video shops - meaning i got to watch aaaaaall the ones i wanted. Haha being exposed to 18 horror film from earlier ages is said to disturb said child - but my brothers turned out just fine!
As for me....
Hehe some things are better not said
o_0
Here are some that tickle my fancy, and some:
Apocalypse Now, Some Jame Bonds, Forest Gump, Castaway, The Graduate, The Shining Wizard Of Oz, Return to Oz, Spiderman 1&2, Xmen 1&2, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Alien Films, Star Wars Films, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill, Shrek 1&2, Ice Age 1&2, Dogma, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Dog Solders, Silent Hill, Dracula,Con Air, Snatch, Lock Stock, Bang Bang You're Dead, Spaceballs,The Mummy 1&2, Moulin Rouge, Chocolat, From Hell, Secret Window, Armegeddon, Black Jack, Cowboy Bebop Movie, Advent Children, Guest House Paradiso, Fight Club, Mr and Mrs Smith, Ghostbusters 1&2, Shallow Grave, Me, Myself and Irene, Ace Ventura 1&2, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, Muppets Treasure Island, From Dusk Till Dawn, Natural Born Killers, Spirited Away, Metropolis, Blow, 51st State, Romper Stomper, Trainspotting, Rocky Horror Picture show, Donnie Darko, The Crow, The Nighmare before Chritmas, Beetlejuice, Dodgeball, the anchor man, Corpse Bride, Interview with a vampire, Zoolander, final destination 1,2 and 3, The Ring 1&2, Charlie and the Chocolate factory New & Old, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the carribean 1&2, Batman Begins, Drop Dead Fred, Die Hard Films, Lethal Weapon films, Loads of martial arts movies, Manga series, Sin City, Mars Attacks, Disney movies ^_^, and many many MANY more...

Books:

Many books. Fantasy, SciFi, Childrens Books, Horror, Thriller, Educational...
Authors like David Gemmell, Terry Pratchett, Dan Brown, Jeff Abbott, J. R. R Tolkien.
Hand me some horror erotica and i'm happy! Poppy Z. Brite i love thee!

Heroes:

Hehe i love that show... Super Hiro!

My Blog

BLOODSHED! Short story By Moi...

As my footsteps progress through the dank caves of the underworld I hear soft scratching of Their legs on the carved mud walls of this underground labyrinth.  Every corner I turn leads to nothi...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:22:00 PST

Colourisationalyness!

What ho!And yes!Wait, not that. I'd never admit to that.Well, there was once, but the vicar started it. I'll never be allowed back into Vegas...But no! No no no no no!I..Dammit i said no! We can do it...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:59:00 PST

Damn Global Warming!

Yes! You heard!Well, if you were listening, were you? Well listen! Damn it all! Well, no, not all.Just all of Global Warming!You know why? Of course you don't! I haven't told you yet.Cocky git. Though...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

Aaaarrgh!

Tis Friday the 13th! What kind of crazy, nasty, weird, different, cursed, horrible, forboding, painful, infecting, sacriligious, frightening, awful, alarming, unsettling, disquieting, upsetting, ...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Stelios...

Oh my.I've come over all funny...I think, this is it.Phwooooar!You seen 300?If so - fecking ace, no?WHAT!?What do you mean no?!Plank...Aaaanyway!Stelios...Oh my! There's that feeling again!He's gaaaaa...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

300!!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Twas bootifulNot jesting.Twas. Just like one long Gladiator 'dream sequence'.But my god it worked well! The goregasm i was promised! Luuuurved it.Go watch!Foo'! Debu... who...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

Trying to Rectify Myself...

Okies, well again - title says it all.Well, obviously! What's the point in having one that says something completely irrelevant? ... Actually, there would be some confusion, deception and high comedy ...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Vainity is a Curse

Yes! What the title said! It is true...You wanna know why?No? Why you reading this then! God damn Fascist. Anyway! For those who are interested, continue reading from... Now! I just managed to get en...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

Ah Ha! Or should I Call It Insight...

I just remembered what it was that i was going to post in the last blog but forgot and ended up typing sme ranom dribble in which i dribbled randomly and in turn entertained you all in my amazment to ...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST

Been A While?

My thoughts exactly! Where have i been?! Did you just ask that?No? Oh...Well, i'll tell you ayway! Through the happenings of stormy, storm-like disturbances in the heavens, of which the technica...
Posted by Tickle Fiend on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST