Legg-Up:Nights

Dear Britains,
Roll up, Roll up for the greatest show Bristol has seen in many a bygone moon. I am the magnificent Ramtin. Poor old Matthew has come down with a rather severe case of bum warts so for the forseeable future he has handed the reins of his soirees to my magic monkey, Bangles and I.
We have run many circuses across eastern europe in the past and hope to bring some of our performers to shock and amaze you in the future. Like Matthew, we love the Indie band, Banghra and Hippity Hop. We enjoy Gogol Bordello, Goldy Looking Chain and Bollywood Films such as Bride and Prejudice(thats one for all the girlies!) Like making a cake, we like to whisk and mix in every type of entertainment we can imagine to create a delicious night of untold and unimaginable pleasure.
Bangles has noticed that Bristol is lacking enjoyment and evening mischief. He is a crazy monkey, yeah???? We would like to invite you to our wonderful nights out where-ever they may be. You can expect to witness, gymnasts from Balgravia, fire breathers from Antartica, jugglers from Belarus, body contortionists from Minsk and more magic from Bangles plus many great musical acts from all over this island of Great Britain.
Do not fear us because we are different. We love to have fun and, although we are from foriegn lands, we love the Britain and all of the varietys of sweets and lagers you have. We hope to make lots of lovely, pretty friends and we hope we will meet all of you at our 'Legg-up Nights'. Yak-she-mash!
P.S. Please do not feed Bangles bananas. He eats too many already!!!!!!
P.P.S I do a really good British accent.....
P.P.P.S Check out our pictures to get a vibe!