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the angry man

About Me

A little ways from my house there lives a man.
An old man.
A bum.
He lives an uncomplicated life.
He is known simply as "The Angry Man"
(or sometimes "Boris" but thats a long story).
On occasions it's been known for me to visit this man.
For he imparts with knowledge unknown to you and I.
He tells of the way it once was, of the way it should be,
of the way he wants it to be.
Some of this information has been tabled here.
It will give you something at least to disagree with.

My Blog

emotional

Hey godam eyeliner all on it. That one. Over there. The dead like looking one with the black. Whats?I don't know what ever happened to just plain wearingthe fucking shirt tails and finely tailored hat...
Posted by the angry man on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

shithead

ahh hey you shithead. why now they use the thing that they do? In my day peanut butter and jelly was made out of from pony juice and petroleum jelly. Nowadays they do it like you can eat it ...
Posted by the angry man on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Juniper Berries

See what's now but you can't get the chewin tobaccy like it were now you get it all perferated and mixed and commingled up like a breakfast burrito which they used to have only aswell. They only had 4...
Posted by the angry man on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:45:00 PST

ferris

Knock knock? Who's there? Who fucking gives a fucking shit, for fucks sake, fuck I hate those jokes. Next person to tell me one of those jokes I swear I'm gonna do that, what's that thing that chops p...
Posted by the angry man on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

xmas

...then me and the fatman went 10, marquess of queensbury. Ratbastard. Gave him eightball haemorrhages.See, when I was then we're only allowed to leave the compound once a year. 20 December we go fami...
Posted by the angry man on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

Perry Mason

Clear something up for me.Why do they have the right to remain silent? Seems to me all that jazz would be considerably more uncomplicated if we jammed that right right up their jacksy."You're under ar...
Posted by the angry man on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:06:00 PST

muttonchops

I just saw a woman with sideburns.
Posted by the angry man on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:02:00 PST

ploys

Octoberfest is a crock of... something.It's a whole big thing which is like a big thing, load of...bastards.It's.Never used to be though. Back when it was invented, hell I invented the thing.The whole...
Posted by the angry man on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST