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Keli

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The pussynaya (Teli) and I are the same: we both like to be spanked, choked and slathered with attention. He's just a soft sac-o-bones with hairs as black as the oiliest inkspot spilled in the shadows, as am I. Keep in mind your desires, your dreams and your destiny-progress not perfection!

My Interests

Art, photography, music management, traveling, custom framing, direct marketing, fashion, fishies, investing money, ignoring reality, snogging, swooning, boys that skate, squishy peeps, oily inks spots called pussynaya, and all other silly spidery situations.

I'd like to meet:

Oh, sorry. The only peeps I'm interested in meeting are those who will not be a hindrance to my personal and professional growth. What I need instead of frivilous distractions is a photographer, a girl (MAYBE a guy), some one like Tuna Fish who was my inspiration and muse so many years ago.

Music:

Mistress Machete, The Smiths, Morrissey, Mazzy Star, Dead Can Dance, Stereolab, Unkle, Twin Peaks Sountrack, Oh My God (www.ohmygodmusic.com), Adult, Front 242, Tool, Everything But The Girl, Radiohead, NIN, Nirvana, RHCP, The Police, Meat Beat Manifesto, Metallica, Ministry, Operation Ivy, Morcheeba, Pixies, Rage Against the Machine, Modest Mouse, Sleater-Kinney, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Cat Stevens (Harold and Maude soundtrack), Psycho Realm, 3 Bass, Gang Star, Josh Wink (favorite), John Digweeed, UK hard house (courtesy of Colin) and yes, I do like it from the back.

Movies:

The Secret, Appleseed (wicked 3D anime), Spank the Monkey (calling all boys this is a MUST SEE), Total Recall, Harold and Maude, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Secret of the Nymph, Labrynth, Gone With the Wind, The American President, Tootsie, Streets of Fire, Exorcist, Event Horizon, The Game, Mommy Dearest, The Matrix, Aliens, If, and pretty much anything by Woody Allen and David Lynch.

Television:

Crime Scene Investigation (Vegas), The Closer, Grey's Anatomy, The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, X-Files, Sex in the City, Dark Angel, Ren and Stimpy, Tru Calling, The OC, Fifteen, You Can't Do That On Television, Degrassi Jr. High, Laugh In, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, In Living Color, Saturday Night Live, Golden Girls.

Books:

She's Come Undone, The Summer of '42, Are You There God, Its Me Margaret?, The Thorn Birds, The Last Waltz, Raymond Carver (short stories), Scum Manifesto, Wild Girls Club, Pure, Less Than Zero, Think and Grow Rich, Rhinoceros Success.

Heroes:

Beanox