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Nobody

thurd_mechanic

About Me

Shut up.

My Interests

Nothing.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anybody.

Music:

I don't like music.

Movies:

Movies aren't for me.

Television:

Television is worthless.

Books:

Books breed insanity.

Heroes:

Heroes don't exist.

My Blog

Studios on High '07

The Art Portfolio Studios on High Show was pretty damn sweet, so here's what'cha missed: Here's Igor takin' a bathroom break in the bushes behind the studio. What a face. And here's Jeff watching 'em...
Posted by Nobody on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

Sketchbook

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Posted by Nobody on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

FRICKIN' ART SHOW

WHEN: MAY 22nd, 2007 [6-8pm]WHERE: STUDIOS ON HIGH         &n bsp;  686 NORTH HIGH ST.         &nb sp; ...
Posted by Nobody on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

A is for Apoplexy

PLANS FOR LIFE 1) Find a girl who can actually stand looking at me2) Master the arts/drums/diabetes2.1) Start a BAND3) Go to college like everyone else4) Invent something of similar decree to sliced b...
Posted by Nobody on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

Nature's Oddity: the Ugli Fruit

  Welcome folks. Today's adventure deals with a Jamaican hybrid - the Ugli Fruit, a trademarked tangelo -- or a tangerine/grapefruit cross. Each fruit is designated a personal sticker. This one'...
Posted by Nobody on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:42:00 PST

Devil's Car Ride

Just a regular day driving in my luxurious combustion-engine motorcar.  "Whoa. What the hell is this?" I exclaim from vastly afar.   "You betta' get outta yo car so I can whoop yo sorry a...
Posted by Nobody on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Leavings

Approximately 4 billion tons of leaves:   Plus a little bit of dog pee:  (not innocent)     Wanna treat anyway?! ...
Posted by Nobody on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

Greatest Story Ever Told, Part 1

MYSPACE SUCKS BALLS AND I HAVE TO PUBLISH THIS, THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD, IN SEGMENTS. SO READ EACH PART ONE AFTER THE OTHER AND COMMENT THE F**K OUT OF 'EM. ACTION FIGURE ARMAGEDDON, PART 1 One d...
Posted by Nobody on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Greatest Story Ever Told, Part 2

continued from Part 1...obviously... ACTION FIGURE ARMAGEDDON, Part 2 Enraged, Fredrique took double AKs to Seamus the paperboy.   In response to this, Boris exposed Deiters spine via buzzsaw. ...
Posted by Nobody on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

Greatest Story Ever Told, Part 3

 continued from Part 2...duhhh.... ACTION FIGURE ARMAGEDDON, PART 3 Dr. Douchebag obliterated what was left of Deiters head.   And D-Stomp went old school with a hammer.     cont...
Posted by Nobody on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST