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orchard select

i'll sew your asshole shut an keep feedin you an feedin you an feedin you

About Me

i graduated college with a degree in indiana jonesery and went back to rochester.

i get distracted by the clouds all the time. stars are even better, and thats really saying something because i love the shit out of looking at the clouds.

i love hot sweaty summer days with the windows down driving my car smoking cigarettes and listening to music as loud as i can.

my friends are spread about the country and it sucks.

i like having fun.
contact me via creepy IM: ohhnickrifkin

My Interests

genuine smiles on people i like
irresistable cuteness
fun
adventure
romance
intrigue
danger
i mostly just like to have fun and make people laugh

biking, swimming, fishing, sleeping, running, lying on my back on my bed looking out my skylight and listening to music for hours, watching movies with people, playing new music for people, laughing is probably my favorite thing, climbing trees, jumping off things, practicing handstands - i'm getting pretty good, driving fast, playing video games, watching cartoons, keeping my white shoes white.

i also love riding bikes and i do it all over rochester a lot.

sweating is great too.

I'd like to meet:

everyone that i'd enjoy knowing

Music:



Movies:

hilarious things
and cat soup

Television:

robot chickennnnnnnn
FUTURAMA
nip/tuck
dexter
weeds
scrubs
house
i feel obligated to add the golden girls.

Books:

tiger, tiger
other nerdly things.

Heroes:

christian troy