How BOBS friends are different than anyone else...Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkBOBS Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught------------------------------------------------------ --- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and MrsBOBS Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up---------------------------------------------------------- ---------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.BOBS Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.------------------------------------------------------ --------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.BOBS Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you.BOBS Friends: laugh at you--------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.BOBS Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.------------------------------------------------------- - Friends: Know a few things about you.BOBS Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.BOBS Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.-------------------------------------------------- Friends: Would knock on your door.BOBS Friends Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"---------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.BOBS Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.BOBS Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.BOBS Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste."------------------------------------------ Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week.BOBS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.--------------------------------------------- Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".BOBS Friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.BOBS Friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!!------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."BOBS friends: Will actually take a bullet for you.---------------------------------------------------- friends: will not let your drive drunkBOBS friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to mcdonalds at 2 am------------------------------------------------------
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