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Steeps

Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame

About Me

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Ghouls night out! I'm somewhere between lost and found. Yet... Previously on Lost. I won't let people drive me crazy, because I know its within walking distance. I had a bowl of cornflakes once. Six. Punctionless art is but tolerated vandalism. Brap. I'm a northern canadian, I still use Eh in daily conversation. Perhaps I ate too much yellow snow. I always have a nickname, and no, I have never given myself one. I was valedictorian of my highschool. Kraft Dinner is the bomb. I have drank double muds. I graduated from college to pursue a career in pollution control. I dirtsurf. I skateboard. I love my girlfriend, especially her eyes, and her accent. In one's life, very occasionally a severely affecting moment can occur. That came for me at the Loop when I first saw her. People say I have adhd. I twitch when i'm bored. I have more energy than a nuclear power plant. I don't have a problem with only wearing boxer shorts. I own a house. My car makes me smile. I have a bar in my garage. I can solve pretty well any logic puzzle. If its strange, I can probably do it. I glow when i'm at the beach. I like beer and whisky. Everybody makes their own movie (Ken Kessey). I love to read. I listen to xm radio a lot in the car because i'm terrible at changing cds. I don't own an ipod, and probably never will. I sing like i'm searching for something, but can't find the key. I am mechanically minded, but terrible in the kitchen. I love dogs, but cats try and kill me. Every day I find a new cut/bruise or scrape, and never know where they are from. I don't like vegetables. My morning coffee is a French Vanilla Cappucino. I enjoy everything bagels and herb and garlic cream cheese. I won an award for my poem "Time" this year. I love to do crosswords. When I am at a bar, people stay out of my way. I can kick over my head. I am inked, but do not care if you are not. My beard does not match my hair. I am a viking. So what if I believe Star Wars was amazing, and actually camped out for tickets. Dragons and Wizards are fantastic. You can never have enough sound coming out of your speakers. I hate doing laundry, but somehow cope. I collect canes and walking sticks. I am quick to speak my mind. I am also quick on my feet. I garden. I live in a small town, but have never seen this many people walking around, even in Toronto or Detroit. Nicole is the one girl that makes my heart skip a beat. I miss her all the time. I have a little brother, we have matching tattoos. An aerobed is the greatest party accessory. My hair poofs if i am not paying attention. I enjoy a good cigar and a glass of wine. I can burn salad. When someone gets hurt, I'm the first to laugh, but also the first to get them on their feet. I pretend to play the guitar. My house sometimes looks like a tornado hit it. I enjoy playing second life on the computer when my girlfriend cannot visit. I'm in love with a girl from another country. I have been electrocuted in the past. I have never broken a bone. I have cliff dived at night. I have jumped on and off trains. I have no ligaments in my ankle. I have had knee surgery from an old wrestling injury. I still give it 110%. My girlfriends feet are always cold. I love old fashioned road trips. I am glorious. Punctionless art is but tolerated vandalism. Don't pet burning dogs. Woot! This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!
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My Interests

Dirtsurfing... Hiking... Skateboarding... Trail Riding... Automotive Mods... Having a grand time and pushing my limits. I'm a viking, deal with it. Greatest Game Ever

I'd like to meet:

People interested in getting the rush. People that stand up for what they believe in. People that love a good laugh. People that rock.

Music:

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Take your pointer off the image and look at the dot in the middle for 20 seconds. Then without moving your eyes, place your pointer over the image.Punk, Industrial, Metal, Blues. A lot of my favourite music is in my friends space. Some of the bands I enjoy haven't made it to myspace yet unfortunatly...

Movies:

Can't get enough of them.

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Television:

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Books:

Chuck Palahniuk and Umberto Eco. There are others, but i'll leave that for conversations.
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Heroes:

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My Blog

A chance meeting.

There once was a nobleman named Greppi living in Turku, Finland.  He lived a life of drink, and food.  One day, as he was searching for exotic foods in the marketplace, he bumped i...
Posted by Steeps on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Beginning of a Story... Please tell me if you want me to continue with it.

Stain of Moderation.     I am chilling in a post burnt-out stage of euphoria.  Underneath the symbolic twisting appendages of the sullen willow tree outside swings grown up memorie...
Posted by Steeps on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:39:00 PST

More old random writings... everything from now on is new.

Knighted by rumours the slain media whore kneels. Flashbulbs and daily carb counts have become surreal. Assistants broken into tiny pieces of meat. Pens and paper line the street.   Justified? yo...
Posted by Steeps on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:37:00 PST

Periscope Kunundrum - another piece of my soul

Whistling frantic. Time frame objective creates mass confusion. Beautiful freak.   Seven years of splitting headaches, Seven years of playground swings. Seven years of salted fruit juice, Seven y...
Posted by Steeps on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

Random poems

There's a hole in my head where the bucket used to be. The rabbit scurries in afraid of what he'll see. A rusted apathetic void of strangulated pleasure, Seasonal trances full of pain and changing wit...
Posted by Steeps on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:26:00 PST

Something to think about - human nature.

Standing on a bridge over a roadway, you notice five people chilling on the yellow line drinking.  A solemn fellow walks up to you, nods, and stands on the edge of the bridge.  The sound of ...
Posted by Steeps on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

Solidified embryotic narcalepsy. - ode to exhaustion

Just touch the spot one more time, And make something of nothing. Believe in things that expand your mind, Find comfort in exhaled soliloquies. Take the temperature of wounded generals, And spare the ...
Posted by Steeps on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST

Sadistic Compliance - original spoken word

We are not alone.  Earth is for the taking, and life is what you make it. So not alone.  It is time to make a statement, are you ready for changes? Prepare to be awakened through a blatent f...
Posted by Steeps on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

Time - an original thought.

The only truth we can fully rely on,Is never in abundance.Yet it has chased us through the ages,Educating men and creating civilizations.A quiet alley hides a haggard beggar,In the shadow time looks w...
Posted by Steeps on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST