THUNDER!

Sorry about the cream in your eyes thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper. But on the other hand, I'm as serious as an erection problem. Well maybe not that serious. I am civil, charming and jovial as a Martha Stewart cookbook fucking cliche. doesn't it also exude in my countenance?...You kidding me? I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the navy's left town. Those are more often than not my good days. =D Just consider me the best cocktail party story you ever met. (c;