Beau Lawrence Xavier Crouch AKA ~ Axe Gang ~ was born of a virgin camel named Nashvegas by way of the Ball of Mist. On the seventh year of returning he fled to the Greater Western Regions of Memfrica to study the ancient art of binary boogaloo. In the Age of 13 he volunteered into the War of Divorce and led an army of 216 letters into the Carolina's. Once upon a time the war ended and he and his forthright companions made way back into the Land of Triangular Entanglement to take up retirement. Chemical warfare projects and a steady diet of marshmallow keyboards had turned his head into a well trained birthing machine that was meticulously sought after by the diary trackers. Knowing full well that he had to feed The Divine Ink to his letters Axe Gang learned the futuristastic art of Honey Bee Mathematics. Now he can easily feed all of his words and numbers eternally in the entropic folds of imaginary consciousness. At present he can be found pollinating the Simple Dimple as few of him are found present at any particular time.
