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Dan

I am teh new hottness and I'll prove it eventually

About Me

6' 1" nerd with Brown hair, Brown eyes, Glasses, facial hair, and a penchant for science. I also lift weights and do some cardio shit when I'm not sick or school doesn't have me grabbing my ankles. Aside from my physical description, in the mental department I'm pretty off beat most times. I've got the ADD and Chronic Depression, which set up the twisted dichotomy of my life, but don't worry I'm not dangerous to anyone except Fundamentalists, Creationists, and ,now a days, hardcore republicans. I also have problems with liberal democrats, but all you have to do is threaten them properly and they leave you alone. You'd have to meet me to really appreciate me fully, it's like going to the grand canyon as opposed to hearing about the grand canyon. Hearing about it doesn't have shit on seeing it for yourself. My AIM SN is dabatman13 and now I've been sucked into playing World of Warcraft, heaven help me.Click on this then on the bears tummy http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animation s/1.swf
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Weapon of Choice: Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
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My Interests

Chemistry, Fishing, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan novles, amature film making, music, computers and the games that come with them, and tons of other shit that I'll eventually get to adding here.

I'd like to meet:

Women, primarily. I have no problems with finding guys to hang out with and be friends with. I need to balance out the difference in number of my guy friends and female friends.

Music:

Metal, certian ochestral music, jazz, rock and alt-rock, neo swing, swing, ska

Movies:

Movies by Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarentino, Robert Rodreguez, Mel Brooks, and Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Blues Brothers, White Oleander, Eternal Sunshine of The Spottless Mind, Full Metal Jacket, Super Troopers, Schindler's List, SLC Punk, Snatch, Fight Club, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Crow, Unbreakable, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, and more that I'll remember later.

Television:

Before WOW ate my life I used to actually watch TV frequently, now its mostly on it the background to keep my ADD busy I do remember liking CSI, even the shitty spin offs, PBS programming, House, Scrubs, and Grey's Anatomy and Family Guy

Books:

I have like 4 cubic feet of books in my room, I ain't listing all of em. But I will mention All of Chuck Palaniuck's books, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan series, Starship Troopers

My Blog

A General List of Whats Wrong With Me

dabatman13 (8:01:06 PM): I think alot of what I'm missing is confidence and self worth. I'm also missing a real drive to do what needs to be done to get to where I want. I have a terrible habit of us...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

news

just as a general announcement to everyone I haven't been talking with latley, my grandmom died on monday, the funeral was this morning and I'm writing this from a computer at my work.  So lifes ...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST

he he he

(Dan appears on TV in a field) Got a girlfriend.  Feel free to ask about it. (turns, with a huge smile,  from camera and runs skipping through the feild)
Posted by Dan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST

Life

Skool = mostly shittySocial life = complicatedNeck = recently bittenAdding all that up, I can't say lifes all that bad.  Save being sorta broke.
Posted by Dan on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:23:00 PST

...........

physical chemistry owns my life   that is all.
Posted by Dan on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

My life

Life sucks, school is making me crazy, myspace just deleted the blog I had just written wich was huge and well thought out, so now I'm just really irritated, feeling empty, and upset with myself ...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:47:00 PST

Yay for saturday nights

This saturday night kicked fing ass. My sister and I hopped in my car, picked up my friend Julius, and proceded to spend the next 2-4 hours hauling ass around suburbia and having a blast. IN that ti...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need people that just aren't here

Things this week have blown ass. I really need a very long hug cause I feel pretty lousy. Why the hell do all the women I can ask for hugs never stay close enough for me to ask them. If I was an em...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why The hell did I go to school today

Just in case you didn't know this term I have Thursdays off. This was supposed to be a day where I didn't have to do a god damned thing; truly follow the office space dream, ie " Michael, I did nothi...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK MY POWER CORD IN IT'S WORTHLESS ASS

I am soo fucking fed up with the shit my power cord is giving me. The little mother fucker has ceased to preform it's one god damned function in this world, it won't charge my mother fucking battery....
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST