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About Me

voted most likely to suck seed

My Interests

plastiphilia, coprophilia, genitalia

I'd like to meet:

hacks, quacks, and lumberjacks

Music:

changes hourly. some old faves: adult., the cure, the klf, meat beat manifesto, bangkok impact, ministry, waxtrax! (the al jourgensen years), monologic, solvent, kill memory crash, comtron, dj assault, gary numan, parallax corporation, concrete blonde, magnetic fields, perspects, donna, diana, dolly p, nitzer ebb, jerry herman, mstrkrft, aux 88, thompson twins, massive attack, gd luxxe, dmx krew, afx, freaks, detroit techno/electro/ghetto, dutch electro, lite rock

Movies:

kate's secret, xanadu, todd solondz, john waters, lifetime movie network

Television:

the first 10 minutes of "honey we're killing the kids!", project runway, hart to hart, lifetime

Books:

sci fi, trash, teen problem novels about eating disorders, stuff that really makes ya think...

Heroes:

captain save-a-ho

My Blog

devastated, just devastated [UPDATED!]

Students of the arts: watch this ad and make note of the facial expression at the 10 second mark. You wanna know what it looks like to be capital-D Devastated? This broad wears devastation...
Posted by brandango! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

WARNING: not for the faint of heart

is it just me, or does kate bosworth scare the living shit out of you, too? because this is typically what i see just before i wake up screaming: Kate Bosworth, with [left] and without [ri...
Posted by brandango! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

strickly 4 my cocksuckaz

does the name of this product sound funny to you? cuz i've been aware of it's existence for years now, and i still can't stop laughing....
Posted by brandango! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

isn't danny thomas one?

some recent lesbionic coinage. incorporate into your lexicon as appropriate: lesbi-dude (lez-bi-dood) - lesbian who appropriates traditionally male-associated mannerisms, hairstyle, an...
Posted by brandango! on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

another great moment in his/herstory

first ann coulter, now this. all i've got to say is it's a great time to be a dude with a rack....
Posted by brandango! on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

me + way too much free time = ANN COULTER IS A DUDE

okay, so i'm not the first to notice this, but "ann coulter" is an anagram for.......... ; no real cunt do i need to f...
Posted by brandango! on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

Rest In Feces

Stand-up comedian Jerry Falwell, best known for his controversial Teletubby and September 11 routines, was found dead in his office Tuesday, the result of apparent "heart challenges". He wa...
Posted by brandango! on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

did it just get cuter in here?

i fucking stand corrected.
Posted by brandango! on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:01:00 PST

the cutest fucking thing you'll see all day

baby fucking owls.
Posted by brandango! on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

Two robots and you walk into a bar....

The first robot heads straight for the jukebox and plays the Go-Go's (he's pretty gay). The second robot heads straight for the bar and orders a boilermaker (he's also gay but thinks d...
Posted by brandango! on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:45:00 PST