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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jan-Michael
Birthday: May 11th 1983
Birthplace: Flushing New York
Current Location: Okinawa Japan
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: I should say african but I've never been there, so I'll go with american
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Force Ones
Your Weakness: Like I'd post that shit for all my enemies to see!!!
Your Fears: See previous answer......
Your Perfect Pizza: It damn sure ain't this tuna and corn stuff they serve here
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not what I want to achieve but see....that's the next trend in hip-hop fashion, all these colorful ass hoodies is making my eyeballs hurt!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit! Fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature: The lips
Your Bedtime: Whenever I want...GOSH!!
Your Most Missed Memory: my younger days on the block in NY with Family & Friends
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, they both suck equally to me
MacDonalds or Burger King: So far these japanese MacDonalds kick ass consistantly
Single or Group Dates: Single, got get 'em alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh.......
Chocolate or Vanilla: The Cheesecake Ice cream from Blue Seal...that shit is fishscale
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Actually I prefer the coloful language of the 1930s, which isn't so much swearing as it is down right insulting
Do you Sing: Gimme alcohol and a karaoke bar and I'll go to town
Do you Shower Daily: yes, and sometimes when I want the world to go away I draw a hot bath, get a good book, and some wine and let the world disappear
Have you Been in Love: I thought so once, but it must be mutual on both accounts to matter, and whores are soulless beings with no real feelings.....so no, never been in love
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Not before jesus gets here
Do you belive in yourself: Cause if I don't, who the hell will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: especially after watching BET or UPN
Do you think you are Attractive: There are women that do, so in the grand scheme of things it really doesn't matter what I think, as long as I don't say anything stupid I'll get the phone number
Are you a Health Freak: It'd be a good idea to be, according to statistics Hypertension and hi-cholestrol are what's killing many a black male; next to the police
Do you get along with your Parents: Quite well actually
Do you like Thunderstorms: eh.....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, and never again, tequilla is a mother folks, just say no to it!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : No the hell I haven't and I'll have stay out of my personal affairs thank you!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dating....eh? I'm no longer sure if dating has any real purpose anymore. I'll have to get back to you on that one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not til I figure out what the white middle is REALLY made of
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've been in Japan like 2 years now, it's kind of unavoidable....pretty danged tasty I might add!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've taken many
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's heating up a bit here, so get ready ladies....I'ma be a free balling sonuvabitch......BYAAAAH!!! J/K
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmmmm.....NARC question
Ever been Drunk: Some of these questions are getting redundant
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yet another NARC question...perhaps I should stop filling this thing out......
How do you want to Die: Quickly with no regrets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich so I can do 2 chicks at the same time....fucking eh!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Well I've gotten Japan outta the way I need to see Italy now
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm sucker for green eyes
Favourite Hair Color: eh.....
Short or Long Hair: eh.....
Height: It's ok if you're tall...there's an invention called a grappling hook
Weight: No fat chicks...
Best Clothing Style: What's important is that your underwear matches. Can't stand a girl wearing a Red top and green bottom looking like a damned christmas tree.....
Number of I have taken: Really what do these last 4 questions have to with what I find attractive in a mate?
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of : ?
Number of s: ?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing...The lesson is not in the ending, but in the journey to the end......

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1.Kristen Bell. She's my new favorite white girl tee hee!
2.Oprah Winfrey...Also Obvious, skeet-skeet instant rich bitch!!
3.Malcolm X
4.Donald Trump....He could give could good business advice plus I just wanna see his hair up close...after all these years his hair continues to oppose gravity, maybe he's like Samson when you strip him of his hair
5.Will Ferrell...the man's a comedic Genius
6.Jesus....why not?
7.Britney Spears....You faked it, and you made it! Why'd you fuck it up for yourself? And also for obvious reasons...I know ewwwww, right? But Damn it, if the gravy train pulls up to station and you gotta a ticket, you get on it, besides....... you'd still hit it!
8.Sun Tzu
9.Ghandi
10.Kelly Clarkson....Not really, I just thought it would be funny to put her name after these two great philosophers:P
11. Erykah Badu I feel she's always been in a class of her own and she looks like a really interesting soul

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Heroes...that's what's hot right now. Also Las Vegas, Grey's Anatomy, Entourage(if it ever comes back!), Battlestar Galactica, The L Word, The Sopranos(of course!), The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, The 4400, Psych, House,etc......

Books:

Mostly Non-fiction right now been reading alot of Kahlil Gibran...

My Blog

Only In Japan......

Shigeo Tokuda: The World's Oldest Pornstar!Perusing CNN today, there was an interesting feature on Japan. Was it on their education system, strained economy or growing influence in Western media...not...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:20:00 PST

Guy Kidnaps Ex-Girlfriend To Get Ironing Done........

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and was...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:24:00 PST

In The Whole Entire History Of The Internet!!!

'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of InternetCHINO, CAIn an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected r...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:19:00 PST

Do it! It May Save Your Life Some Day!!!

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce the...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:09:00 PST

One Of The Baddest Mofos Alive.....

B.C. man comes out swinging in bear attack Warning: this story contains graphic details Jim West needed 60 stitches on his head and body to close wounds from the bear attack. (...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:05:00 PST

Sydney Australia....Where Its Easier To Find The Sluts!!

Teens become mobile billboards at Sydney beachIT'S the sunbathing stunt that's leaving an impression on young girls' backs - and on child protection authorities, who say the youngsters are "asking for...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:00:00 PST

$50 for a BJ? Ok. Let Me See Your License..

Licenses For Prostitutes??Clients of prostitutes in the Netherlands may soon need to check for a sex licence.The Dutch cabinet wants to make it an offence to use the services of a sex operator without...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:28:00 PST

IIlegal Use Of Hands!! 5 Yard Penalty!

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Why we need to start making Ninja films....

Why we need to start making Ninja filmsby Iann RobinsonWith the seeming lack of interest that the public had for the film The Forbidden Kingdom during it's theatrical release (interest may spike DVD w...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:27:00 PST

FELLAS! BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!

Australia suffering 'man drought' An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought". The statistics have revealed that th...
Posted by $_$Mista Abrobama$_$ Afuego Productions on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:15:00 PST