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Megan

You are not fit to f***ing tread the ground that I am walking on

About Me

Hi my name is Megan and I'm stoked at telling the world that I'm finishing up the last 3 months I have in the Marine Corps. Believe me people, being the worlds finest fighting force has consisted of nothing but being surrounded by the worlds biggest idiots! Lets see, I love to sleep and I hate the mornings!!! I love learning new things, I plan on learning at least 4 languages and visiting more countries. Anywho, I will be on my quest to becoming an amazing Traveling Registered Nurse, and then I plan on just traveling to the places across the country that I might enjoy seeing. Hopefully after some experience working in the hospital, I would like to visit third world countries and lend my skills to the less fortunate. I would also like to be a founder of an organization that fosters children of all ages that have been abused. I am very close to my family. More than anything, I am my mother's daughter, with holding all of the treasures of the world. I have diagnosed myself with being a recluse, so I dont really hang out with anyone or go out often. But I do hang out with my friend Rose and let me tell you about us when we're together:Rose and I are unregistered sex offenders constantly dodging the Equal Opportunity Representative because we continually make people feel incredibly uncomfortable with their sexuality, so please lock your doors at night and vary your routines!

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My Interests

Sleeping, DANCING-ZUMBA!!!!! traveling, visiting family, reading, writing poetry and short stories, I love road trips, going to the movies,dirt biking with Jones, air/car museums, and keeping my head down for the sake of it not being beheaded by the Marine Corps. You know, its the long blonde hair that sealed my doom.

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Hugh Laurie, Andy Dick, Tom Petty, my mothers mom, Goldie Hawn, Elizabeth Taylor, Dane Cook, and Marcus Luttrell.

Music:

I love it all, but personal faves are Josh Groban, Maroon 5, Michael Buble, John Mayer,Tom Petty,Nina Simone, Taj Mahal and pretty much everything. From Van Halen to Voodoo Glow Skulls, I've got it.Don't leave out the SEX PISTOLS!

Movies:

The movie "300", was the best ever. Personal faves are Labyrinth and In Her Shoes, The Devil Wears Prada, Liar/Liar, The Ghost and the Darkness, Oceans Eleven/Twelve, and any scary movie-like Pulse! That was the scariest movie ever!

Television:

HOUSE rules!!! The Family Guy, Crank Yankers, Sex and the City, Beavis and Butthead, and HGTV Home Design shows

Books:

"Their Eyes Were Watching God" and Goldie Hawns biography "A Lotus Grows in the Mud"-both very powerful books. Also, C.S Lewis' book: "Out of the Silent Planet". The Glass Castle and The Memory Keepers Daughter, and Lone Survivor (the most motivating U.S Navy SEALS BOOK EVER!)-you must read those people!!!

Heroes:

My mother and Papa, Batman (duh), my brother Jonathan (JONES Z!) who is everything to me, and I can honestly say Aunt Eleanor. My mother though holds my heart!