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Mr. Shifty

superflous peliferation magnet

About Me



On the subject of me... I am the nicest asshole and the stupidest genius on the planet- sarcastic to a fault, I'm not even sure when i'm kidding anymore- My favorite inside jokes are the ones I have with myself- A man of great perspective whose level of acceptance hinges on how hard I can bite my tongue in defining moments. I laugh through the good times, and I laugh through the bad times. Lazy yet motivated, I have very big plans for the future. My life is a sadistic and hilarious ride of criticism blended with self deprication. Just trying to keep the balance between all the positive and negative ions in every cell of my body, so my hypothalamus will produce the correctly corresponding peptides-know what i'm sayin? Commonly misunderstood and always misunderstanding, most of my arguements lack proper eye contact, which I also prefer.
I scored
29¼%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test

My Interests

Horseplay, Shenannegans, Tom foolery, Hijinx, Hooliganism, etc.-

I'd like to meet:

Anyone similar enough to me to like, but also different enough to not hate. Oh and elegant, refined sober chicks that like hip hop, Oh, and this guy-----

Music:

Favorite artists include: Othello, Lightheaded, Blue Scholars, Astronautalis, Saafir The Saucee Nomad, Heiruspecs, Tonedeff, Slug(Atmos), Sage Francis, Jizzm, Qwel, Typical Cats, L'roneus, Louis Logic, any Project Blowed(Freestyle Fellowship, Customer Service etc.), Sweatshop Union, Kanye West, The Orphanage, Eyedea+Abilities, Living Legends, M.F. Doom, Old Dominion, Animal Pharm, Anticon, Styles of Beyond, Aesop Rock, Company Flow, Pigeon John, Orko tha Sykotic Alien, Invisibl Skratch Piklz, X-Ecutioners, Mr. Dibbs, Scratch Bastard, Alchemist, Madlib,The Juggaknots, 45 king, old Fondle 'em, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Masta Ace, Juice crew, Run DMC, Busy B, Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe D, Afrika Bambaata, KRSONE, Cool Herc, Anyone who knows can tell me who i'm leavin' out- John Coltrane, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis,Thelonious Monk-Underground Heroes, Battle Champions, and Turntable Technicians that do it all for the love of the music, and have a better understanding of the true value of money

Movies:

Another Day in Paradise, Roger Dodger, All The Real Girls, Living in Oblivion, American Beauty, In The Name of The Father, Any Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorsese(of course), Elephant, Rocky IV, Aliens, The Goonies, Lost Boys,The Neverending Story, The Great Escape, Endless Summer, Caddyshack, Van Wilder, Dodge Ball, Batman, Labrynth, Return to Oz, Point Break, too many to list...

Television:

Alf, Small Wonder, Facts of Life, Family Matters, Get a Life, SAST, MysteryScienceTheater3000, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Entourage, Richard Bey, Arrested Development, Court TV, Discovery Channel(only when asleep)..

Books:

Chuck P, Buttman, Fox, Eighteen, Naughty Neighbors, Live Young Girls, High Society, Hawk, Shaved Asians, Gutterslut, Goth Whore, Eye Cum, Piss Drinkers, German Businessman, etc. My sister works at a book store, so I just ask her.

Heroes:

NYFD, Anyone in an inner city ER on the graveyard shift, Revok, People who can do stuff I wish I could but can't...

My Blog

WANDER WONDER

I like to watch the people wander all the wonder in the blink of an eye shrug of a shoulder twitch in the lip of a ritalin kid brought up in a world without enough praises patience or ventilati...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

TOP HEAVY HEARTLESS

Top heavy heartless silk blouse lethargic the target parts lips and her deepest darkest drips out and seeps in to the shitty red carpet in our modest two bedroom apartment arguements and arsenic are k...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

Word Salad, Acid and Popping Bubble Wrap

loraine,possibly packaged generation arrangement,sustain wif painful realizaiton hate monolith,o thank you inri, this is the time of divinity between dragonfly wing and/or moth powder,liner notes asse...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST

Deep Puddles For Shallow Angels

Playin' the liscense plate game on the freeway writing my life away with whatever we say or said before but I already said it before we gotta be able to make amends before we settle the score or shut ...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'm sooooo fukkinhg tired man. What the hell am I up to this time? I have no idea. I only got  set ups for let downs, putdowns, shut downs, kick outs, and what now's anymore. Now that it's gettin...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

2

verse two always feels like a rehearsal for a better living through chemistry commercial try to get a little more personal when the curtains pull reverse the curve of the versatile merge words in an o...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST

1

Hi are you sick inside? perhaps living a lie? sobriety's a trip give it a try it's just a little simple advice I can see how bad you're hurtin' baby girl it's in your eyes assimilation symbolization e...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST

NEW NEW NEW

Hi people, I'm still here. Suburbanite without the words to fight I already heard it right and did it wrong now it's a completely different song get on the radio with a crazy flow and somebody's bound...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

Colorgenics

Your mind is never at rest.You are continually striving to influence all those about you. You have some excellent ideas but you persist in trying to persuade others just how great your ideas really ar...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

I don't know what "BLOG" means

The guy in my picture has a boner, don't you think that's hilairious? I like music more than food, and long walks on short piers more than must see TV. People kill me-a lot. I die laughing in short br...
Posted by Mr. Shifty on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:16:00 PST