Andrew

Adam and Andrew Skit 2:
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I'm a 5th year Computer Science major at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, CA, and I hate computer science and pretty much most of the kids in computer science. I've been a member of Smile and Nod comedy improv team for two years now and I do stand-up as well. If you saw a lanky guy doing three bland characters then one really funny British stereotype, it was probably me.
Also I make up half of the comedy duo known as Adam and Andrew . We did the song "Emo Kid." It's not called "The Emo Song," "Dear Diary," or "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree." It's on the radio in New Orleans, San Bernadino, Australia and somewhere in Canada according to an urban legend. We've also been mentioned in The Daily Mail which I guess is big if you live in the UK. Yeah, I have "cult status" on the internet. No big deal.
I'm internet famous which means nothing other than I get a lot of mail from 14 year olds with the subject "hi" and the body "sup lol" and they get all mad when I don't reply to them. I graduate soon and I have no idea what I want to do with my life other than evolve a third and fourth arm and win a ping pong championship with my extra appendage advantage.
I spend way too much time playing Counter-Strike and minesweeper, both of which I am mediocre at. If you're into Counter-Strike, you should check out the moNstrous movie I made here . Just kidding, the link is here . But you totally thought the first one was going to be the link. Man I'm smooth.
I have more awkward stories involving me and women than Pauly Shore has unsuccessful catch phrases. Also I'm allergic to milk and I stay up too late on a regular basis doing absolutely nothing. I used to run a humor website called TheFunny which was neither humorous or a website. Also it was kind of funny and a website.
I hate people who put eight thousand different surveys in their profile. Nobody cares which Power Ranger you're most like, not even the Power Rangers themselves. I also hate people who can't spell the word "definitely." I'm not sure why. However given the fact that William Hung can become famous leads me to believe that there are a lot of things in this world require justification but it just doesn't happen.
I listen to the weirdest amalgamation of music. I'm sorry if you're ever ridden in a car with me for more than 15 minutes.