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Im Kyle You Fail.

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Name: Kyle The Fuckin Shaw
Birthday: July 28th.
Birthplace: Orange County
Current Location: Winchesdurr California.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Human
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS
Your Weakness: Bullets and Bombs
Your Fears: Anything with OF DOOM at the end.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni && Cashews
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Financially Stable job and move out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ohmagawd
Thoughts First Waking Up: the sun has defeated me once more.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: heh. whenever my body stops moving without my consent.
Your Most Missed Memory: Power ranger footie pajamas on christmas
Pepsi or Coke: sprite.
MacDonalds or Burger King: rustico.
Single or Group Dates: Singles are romantic, Groups are fun, and 5th wheels are annoying.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea with honey
Chocolate or Vanilla: caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: Same thing to me.
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: tons.
Do you Sing: yepp.
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yea. its no bueno.
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: ummm. no. not anytime soon.
Do you belive in yourself: yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if im not in control
Do you think you are Attractive: not rly.
Are you a Health Freak: no im not gay.
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you like fucking retarded questions?
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think so
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea. i go there alot.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: umm. no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i wish. i fuckin love sushi. zach. come over you bitch!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: hahaha no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stealing is for the poor and vaguely bored
Ever been Drunk: ive been SHITFACED
Ever been called a Tease: yea hahaha
Ever been Beaten up: no way man. i dish out the pain.
Ever Shoplifted: 4 lines up jackass.
How do you want to Die: Doing something (or someone) i love haha
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a multi-katrillionare.
What country would you most like to Visit: NEW ZEALAND
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gray. mmmm
Favourite Hair Color: depends....
Short or Long Hair: long.
Height: between 5'5-6'2
Weight: doesnt matter to me.
Best Clothing Style: naked. with pizza. and a rocket launcher. thats fuckin hot.
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot.
Number of CDs I own: like. 15
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: coming soon. still dont know what i want.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many
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My Interests

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Music:

I like all sorts of music.. not a fan of rap,R%B or country.. or anything like that.. im rock, metal punk, ska. kinda dude.

Movies:

Office space, kill bill 1 & 2, waynes world 1 & 2, tombstone, reservoir dogs, bio dome, the devils advocate, oceans eleven, and twelve, detroit rock city, an all sorts of stuff like that.

Television:

umm.. i rarely watch "TV" ide rather watch a movie. or something.

Books:

what is this "book" and what is its function?