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About Me

well im me my names kalon i play sports and do motor sports and like to meet new people get pissed off my tree and watch others make dicks of them self and even enjoy doin it with them feel free to add me [email protected]
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My Interests

goin to parties and hangin out with my mates, love playin sports

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Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?
Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
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How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 89
When will you commit suicide? November 11, 2014
What will your suicide note say? "Mother, Father .. where did we go wrong?"

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Music:

pretty much anythin Video code provided by Music Video Codes

Movies:

ok all the scary movies 1,2,3 any comedy always like a good laugh and there are lots of them also like a good action movie

Television:

the simpsons, the oc, rove live dont hav much time for it

My Blog

murphys law

anythin good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. its morally wrong to allow suckers to keep there money. the light at the end ofthe tunnel is an oncomin train beauty is only skin deep ...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ten modern proverbs

1. he who laughs last probably is the one who intended to tell the story himself a little later. 2.introduce some mind over matter into your life.if you don't mind, it doesnt matter 3.opportunity kn...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

know when to quit

a man was in an accident and even though he was badly hurt they were able to save his head. they took the head to the hospital and put it on a pillow where he lived in relative comfort for many years ...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ture sayin

shit happens and assholes cause it this sayin is true in more then one way as i have figured out over the last few years
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the affluence of incohol

i had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink- or else. So i said i would, then proceeded with the unpleasant task. ...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

moral

there was once a dog who was walkin along and saw a cat he naturally chased it but the cat ran straight out in front of traffic the dog stopped and put its head out in front to look for traffic and ...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

doc says

The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a friend

A friend is dear to your heart, will never part. Will always stay, and never delay. A friend won't capitalize on weakness, will celebrate your uniqueness. A friend will share the glory, tell a stor...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this will make you cry

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breez...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

brother

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so...
Posted by KaLoN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST