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W.A.S.T.E

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About Me

I am originally from Yakima, WA.
I moved to Monroe, WA when I was fifteen and lived there until I came to college in Ellensburg, WA.
I am an English Lit Major with a minor in Philosophy and Creative Writing.
I now work at Microsoft as a Networking Analyst (help me).

My Interests

movies, video games, literature, poetry, writing, music

I'd like to meet:

Bjork ... I would take her out for ice cream and hand holding.

Music:

Pelican, Mogwai, Explosions in the Sky, Isis, Neurosis, The Mountain Goats, Modest Mouse, Orbital, Aesop Rock, The Unicorns, Neutral Milk Hotel, Hella, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss

Movies:

Grizzly Man: A Documentary From Werner Herzog, Apocalypse Now, The Royal Tenebaums, Willow, Star Wars, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Legend, PI, Being John Malcovich, The Big Lawbowski, Raising Arizona, The Life Aquatic,

Television:

The Daily Show, Invader Zim, Colbert Report, Tim and Eric, Saul of the Mole Men

Books:

Gravity's Rainbow; Slaughterhouse-5; House of Leaves; Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said; The Man in the High Castle

Heroes:

Gahndi

My Blog

Manifest Destiny: Of Combines and Comics

First off, as I'm sure most of you know, I am back from England. How was it your wondering (too bad if your not) ? Wonderfully awesome and life changing. Nothing to compare it to ... best thing I have...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

Everything and anything like it

So yeah ... I don't think I've written a blog in awhile. Scratch that, I know I haven't. I'm still in Hull, England ... England's number one town for: Fat people, Violent Crime, Teen Pregnancy, Child ...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:54:00 PST

IT'S A 42 FOOT TALL MUMMY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE DID IT GO!!

Anyways, So I went camping on Friday. It rocked. I drank a 40oz of Lucky Lager beer and 1/2 or 3/4 of a bottle of Maddog 20/20, I was showing the others what "class" is. Hmmmm ... things that have ...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."

I kid, I love cats. Anyways, So I wrote an essay last night about Albert Camus', "The Myth of Sisyphus" and Kobe Abe's, "The Woman in the Dunes." It came out pretty well. It was dealing with the e...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Eye of Every Storm

So I went to a "Pirates vs Ninjas" party this weekend at my friend Oliver and Ben's house in Seattle. I'm not sure what happened, (It may have been the beer, it may have been the joint) but I was tota...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Hemorrhaging cash

Well shit, I went to Yakima again today cause I guess Ellensburg is just that boring. I bought Kafka's, "Metamorphosis," A book of Irish folklore, myth, and stories, a retelling of all the Greek My...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So it goes.

Well I turned 23 today and I feel pretty damned old. My mom called and laughed at me and said that I would need to start looking for a career soon. I have no idea what that will be. What have I accomp...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"My mood ring says you're pissing me off"

Well, today went as usual: wake up off 4-5 hours of sleep and barely make it to American Lit I with Dr. Steve Olson. I enjoy his lectures this quarter (last quarter he was dry because his father was d...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everyone wants to live forever, thinkin that it would be alot better

Well, I'm up listening to The Flaming Lips which is where the "subject" comes from. It is late and I'm putting off the hours of reading that are ahead of me. Today was fun I suppose, some crazy Biolog...
Posted by W.A.S.T.E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST