i'm patrick, nice to meet you
i'm a pretty cool guy,
you should get to know me ;]
i'll make you laugh & smile,
with everything i say & do
i'll make the dumbest jokes ever

i laugh at just about everything

HOWEVER, don't let that fool you
i'm actually smarter than you think. seriously
i'm a major flirt
i'm a mut, literally
if you want to know more, don't be a stranger
just ask me!!!