my name is michael and i got struck by lightning. i have also been beaten down by the latin kings and had a one-legged nude man break into my house and eat hot pockets from my freezer. all true stories, my friends. all true. i have lots of ridiculous stories, but i tell the same ones over and over again because i am kind of stupid. (im sorry for being such an idiot) i only express one emotion; confusion. people like me because i am wildly attractive and i have soft hands. that's it, i love you all.
My Interests
life
Music:
pedro the lion, explosions in the sky, ratatat, benton falls, johnny cash, the eagles, queen
Movies:
i've only seen 5 movies
Television:
friday night lights, the office, curb your enthusiasm, flavor of love
