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TURTLES F.C

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About Me

TURTLES F.C FIXTURE SEASON 2007RND OPPONENT DAY DATE TIME COURT 2 S-Team Sunday 22 Jul 07 5:00PM Camp Nou (4) 3 Muntjacs Wednesday 25 Jul 07 9:40PM Camp Nou (4) 4 Tuesday 31 Jul 07 8:20PM Wembley (6) 5 Flower Power Wednesday 8 Aug 07 6:20PM Camp Nou (4)A FORMIDABLE BAND OF STRAPPING YOUNG LADS, BLESSED WITH GOOD LOOKS, UNBELIEVABLE SEX DRIVE AND INCREDIBLE SPORTING ABILITY were born approximately 18 years or so ago, this birth was prophesised, some believe that 8 different, golden, lightning bolts came down this year and touch those children who would eventually become these Prophesised lads of old. They grew, much like other children their age, always hiding their abilities, never sure whether to unleash their power. At the age of 12 they met and the power grew, at the age of 18 the prophecy was fufilled and the now men formed a soccer club the likes of which have never ever been seen before........TURTLES F.C...and with the shocking power of christians legs, the unbreakable defence of sanjay, the lightning reflexes of steves hands (not only when goal keeper.......ladies), the purely artistic play of eric, the sheer force of jason, the actual soccer skills of will and the suprising yet bewildering stamina and speed of andre. And a host of friends acquired along the way, each with his or her own talent... THEY KNEW THAT NOW WAS THE TIME TO UNLEASH!!!!THEY WILL WIN DIVISION 9 BOX HILL INDOOR SOCCER!!!THE OTHER TEAMS SHALL ONLY BE HEARD WEEPING "the horror, the horror"

My Interests

bringing pleasure and bringing painTHATS RIGHT!!!lovin the ladies and demolishing other indoor soccer teams

I'd like to meet:

ninja turtles, brechiano, aloisi.....sorry ALLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIISSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! !!!!!!!! Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE the teenage ninja mutant turtles theme

Movies:

umm.....the teenage ninja mutant turtles.......idiotTHIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

Television:

ummm........the teenage ninja mutant turtles......you fucking moron

Books:

UMMMM......the teenage ninja mutant turtles.......jeez

Heroes:

michaelangelo, donatello, leonardo, rapheal..............but mostly splinter

My Blog

first grading game

The first grading match of 2007 saw the turtles under the bold, highly organised new captain Sanjay Fernandes....and despite his current poor haircut (groomed especially for the season) we managed to ...
Posted by TURTLES F.C on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST

6 September

Turtles vs. Brahmi's Army So here we were, pitted against the second from top team, needing a win to stay in the hunt for the finals. Everyone was psyched up for a big game but somehow things started ...
Posted by TURTLES F.C on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:44:00 PST

29th of august

well...we have decided to make a blog of all the haps with the boys down at turtles f.c. August 29th we played some team........and well we needed a win. Without our amazing goalie steve we struggle...
Posted by TURTLES F.C on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST