Just about anybody that really knows me knows that you shouldn't take me too seriously. As much as I hate human existence, I love people, and love more than anything to make people smile and feel good about themselves. Even if I don't neccesarily like you as a person, I don't enjoy seeing you sad. Everyone deserves to be happy, and if a person tries to change that, F*CK 'EM! Anytime people actually try to get me down, I don't even pay attention to them. It seems to me that there is a certain kind of person that sees when others are truly happy, and I don't know if it is intentional, but they always have to try to make those happy people feel like garbage. All I have to say for those happy people, remember that they only do so because they aren't happy either with themselves, where they're at in life, or a relationship maybe. Whatever it is, give 'em a big f-in smile and say "WUTEVA MUTHAFUCKA!" (props to Mr. Muthafucka for that line!) Well, I'm done with my rant. Just remember everybody: WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH __________TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Natan Cardozo
Birthday: Taxday (April 15th for all you drug dealers, gangsters, and other who don't even bother knowing that date)
Birthplace: Aibonito, Puerto Rico
Current Location: Blow-me-town, Illinois
Eye Color: Brown (people say it's cuz I'm full of shit, I agree)
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: Arean/Ketchewen and White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Umm...Airwalks, barefoot on the beach in Chicago, Corona sandals, and BHS sandals.
Your Weakness: Pretty girls, gambling, dank nugs, good whiskey/scotch, and most of all, BEDS.
Your Fears: Needles, spiders, my mom, losing my mom, not knowing what I want to be, and being alone.
Your Perfect Pizza: Tons of mushrooms, some ham, lots o' green pepper and onion, jalapenos or pepperocinis, and loads of parmesan.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job that I really enjoy, can learn something useful from, and won't get sick of
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 8====D ~~ O-:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Morning wood again?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands or toungue
Your Bedtime: Always
Your Most Missed Memory: My first dog, Chip.
Pepsi or Coke: Lemonade
McDonalds or Burger King: Alexander's Steakhouse, fuck fast food!
Single or Group Dates: Single...especially if I really like her and wanna get to know her.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Taste-Chocolate, Smell-Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Isn't Cappuccino a type of Coffee?
Do you Smoke: When I'm on fire.
Do you Swear: FUCK NO! Now ask me is I lie!
Do you Sing: Constantly.
Do you Shower Daily: Ummm, yuck if you don't do that at least.
Have you Been in Love: Once big time, and I seem to fall in love every day lately.
Do you want to go to College: Deffinately.
Do you want to get Married: Only 6 times.
Do you belive in yourself: I try to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell no.
Do you think you are Attractive: Is this a trick question?
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a freak. I intend to die young and make a pretty corpse.
Do you get along with your Parents: I
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I get to play/dance/cuddle in them.
Do you play an Instrument: Trying to pick up bass and drums. Used to play sax. And, contrary to popular belief, NO I DON'T PLAY SKIN FLUTE!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Maybe a lil too much. I'm tryin to cut back.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not hardly enough...anyone wanna help me out with that?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I went to Chi-town to catch the sunrise over Lake Michigan, if you consider that a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos suck.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No! Hurry up and open TOPS!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Karaoke baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Uh, haven't gotten serious for a couple years, so no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Unfortunately, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: It wasn't me.
Ever been Drunk: Never, not once...
Ever been called a Tease: Hell yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: Not really. Taken licks, but never beat up.
Ever Shoplifted: Once again, it wasn't me, I swear
How do you want to Die: Scarring a lot of little children for life, taking out as many people as I possibly can, and big time so everybody knows my name afterward. Maybe something like the North Hollywood Bank robbery/ shootout, except bigger.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up? Who said I'm gonna grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy maybe...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Either bright green or steel gray, like my daughters.
Favourite Hair Color: I am partial to redheads usually, but if she's hot, she's hot.
Short or Long Hair: Upstairs usually long, downstairs has gotta be short, if it's there.
Height: 5'8" and shorter...(I love short girls)
Weight: no more than 150 please and that's if shes bangin'.
Best Clothing Style: Is naked a style?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Any, as long as you aren't into Meth, Herione, or Crack.
Number of CDs I own: The more the merrier.
Number of Piercings: The most any girl I've ever been with had was 25, and she was gorgeous.
Number of Tattoos: I think she had 8 tats as well. As long as the body art is cute, I love it.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: #1-Hesitating in telling certain girls how I felt about them. #2-Drinking too much on certain occasions. #3-Not staying in touch w/ my dad. #4-Telling "her" I would always be there for her, cuz now I have to. #5-Ever making anyone cry. #6-Wasting time with the wrong people.
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