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♠R.I.V. AKA Da Joker♠

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About Me

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Add ma other page http://www.myspace.com/rivazmusic or click number 1 on ma friend list. No disrespect but dont ask me any questions that can be answered by simply reading this. My name is James and im a laidback person easy to get along wit despite my rough exterior lol. I usually chill wit people i can relate to and like to have a good time which means parties, clubs, and enjoyin life. If u wanna know anything else dats not covered in my profile, hit me up... CHANGE THE FONT COLOR HERE -- .. END OF USER EDITED VARIABLES--
~*About Me*~
by Riley
001. What is Your Name? J Rivers
002. How old are you? 19
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?
~*BasicS*~
004. Name/Nickname Riv, Joker
005. Birthday 08-29-87
006. Zodiac Sign Virgo
007. Hair Color Black
008. Eye Color Dark Brown
009. Tattoos None yet
010. Piercings Left ear
~*Favorites*~
011. Color Red Black Blue
012. Food hmmm sumthin from KFC
013. Gum Gum??? Icebreakers i guess
014. Movie Dunno
015. T.V Show I like a few shows
016. Band
017. Song Dutty Wine
018. Season Late Spring
019. Holiday Xmas
020. Day Of Week Friday
021. Store Walmart......dats right
022. Animal
023. Flower Aww gay........a rose lol
~*Have You Ever*~
024. Danced In The Rain? No
025. Sung For No Reason? Yea.....rite
026. Cried For No Reason? No
027. Laughed So Hard You Cried? Naw came close tho
028. Smiled For No Reason? Yea
029. Smoked? Yea
030. Done Drugs? No, of course not
031. Got Drunk? Havent we all
032. Been In Love? Uh huh
033. Been In A Wreck? A wreck??? Not uh
034. Met A Celebrity? Yea
035. Cried Over A Movie? No
036. Sat On Your Rooftop? Hell no
037. Met The President? Fuck Bush
~*The Last*~
038. Thing You Said No
039. Thing You Ate Cheesesteak
040. Song You Heard We be burnin
041. Movie You Saw The Protector
042. Thing You Bought A couple of shirts
043. Person You Talked To On The Phone Sum jaun
044. Person You Hugged Mom
045. Person You Yelled At She know who she is
046. Website You Went To Myspace
047. Game You Played Need For Speed Carbon
048. Party You Went To Sum jaun n Millersville
~*This 0R That*~
049. Computer 0R T.V? TV
050. Phone 0R IM? Phone
051. Myspace 0R Xanga? Space
052. McDonalds 0R Burger King? King
053. Markers 0R Sharpies? Sharpie nigga
054. Pen 0R Pencil? Pen
055. Summer 0R Winter? Summer
056. School 0R Work? Hmmm work
057. CDs 0R IPoD/MP3? Ipod
058. XBox 0R PS2? PS2
059. Movies 0R T.V Shows? Movies
~*Other*~
060. The Shoes You Wore Today Timbs
061. Your Weakness Beautiful females
062. Your Fears Death/Failure
063. Your Perfect Pizza Pepperoni n Sausage no homo lol
064. Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM What
065. Thoughts First Waking Up What time is it?
066. Your Best Physical Feature You tell me
067. Your Bedtime When my eyes close
068. Your Most Missed Memory High School
069. Do you Smoke No
070. Do you Swear Of course
071. Do you Sing No
072. Do you Shower Daily Yeah
073. Have you Been in Love Yeah
074. Do you want to go to College Already there
075. Do you want to get Married Dont know
076. Do you belive in yourself Yeah
077. Do you get Motion Sickness No
078. Do you like Thunderstorms Dey aight
079. Do you play an Instrument No
080. How do you want to Die Respectfully
081. What do you want to be when you Grow Up Dunno
082. Number of things in my Past I Regret Alot
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Virgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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My Interests

Sex, Women, Boxing, football, liftin, swimming, track and cross country, chillin wit people and enjoyin whatever life throws at me. Im a real laid back person so i try to keep myself entertained without over exertin myself
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Do you like it rough or sensual?: Either
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Females only
How often do you like to have sex?: Wheneva
Is sex a top priority for you?: Actually no
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yeah
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Neva
How do you feel about one night stands?: Dey cool
How many one night stands have you had?: Mind ya damn bizness dats how many
What's your favorite position?: Doggy
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Anywhere as long as its comfy lol
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make love
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: No
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: As long as i feel like it
Do you get off first or do they?: Dem
Do you like kissing during sex?: Yeah
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Quietly im a man afterall
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Yeah
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Dey gotta have a lil sumthin
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16-17
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 2
What does your favorite fore-play include?: Eeeeeasy now
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Awww gay
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: Hmmm
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yeah it was cool
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: Wit ma X at her crib
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: A threesome wit halle berry and melyssa ford
Have you ever done porn?: No
Have you ever have sex for money?: No
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: No
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Sex is sex
During sex... what are you thinking about?: Sex
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Bottom
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: 2-3
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: All da time
Could you live without sex?: No
How often do you find sex boring?: Only if da chick is boring
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: Long enuff
Do you like to perform oral sex?: ..........
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: Yeah
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: No
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: No
Have you ever had interracial sex?: Yeah
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: No
Have you ever had sex while at work?: No
Have you ever had sex while at school?: No
What is something that you would never consider doing?: Hmmmm
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: No
Would you ever have sex in public?: No
What's your biggest turn on?: Hourglass Body
Do you spit or swallow?: Neither nigga
How many times have you gotten off in one night?:
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: If im gettin paid
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: Awwwww gay
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: No
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: Not yet
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: No weird places normall rooms n shit
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 18 wit a 16 yr old
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Of course
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: I dunno im not 70
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: Yeah......rite
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 12
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Dont matter
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: No
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: No
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: No where
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: Havent dun it yet
Do you were protection as often as you should?: Of course
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: Im pretty sure theyhavent
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Yeah
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Minimum 17 Maximum 25
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: D's
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: No but i would
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: Well actually........
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Oh yeah
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: Esther Baxter
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Red Bull and Vodka
You like to drink and party. You love to dance and there is a good chance that you drink to score... One day your heart or liver will fail, but until then you will be keepin the club crunk.
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Music:


Movies:

The Friday movies, scorpion king, blade 1,2,& 3, the one, rush hour, all about the benjamins, south park, mortal kombat, van helsing, fight dvds, a bronx tale, you got served, bulletproof monk, state property 1 & 2, how high, baby boy, all the chuckies, pulse, pirates of the carribean, X-Men 1,2,&3. i like way too many damn movies ta list but those r some of my favs.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:

Myself because without faith in myself then it wouldnt b possible to accomplish anything. My parents and my grandmother, and da other members of my fam, since they helped me accomplish most things n my life.