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About Me

The BiBLE hUMPERS are a christian rap/hardcore band out of the 508. AVA LADY jOLO ARE THE FOUNDING MEMBERS who decided to start this shin dig when one day their mother told them to clean their room so dirty even refugaes wouldnt stay in it. there under the piles of shit they found drums. so jolo started a beat and ava started sining. about what. how mary and god had sex and produced a baby named jesus in the public restrooms of walmart. but marys real husband got mad hes like whoa howd we pop out a baby weve never had sex. so god came up with the idea of virgin mary?! so now the bible humpers are an underground band that are so underground we play underground in jolos basement where her mothers black bf is the bouncer.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who love jesus as much as we do! "Jesus got Cross"[Intro] Oh, my, god. Jolo, look at his bloody cross. It is so big. *amen* he looks like, one of those passion of the christ slut types. But, y'know, who understands those Abramic guys *amen* Girls only talk to him, because, he looks like a firkin agnostic, 'kay? I mean, his bloody cross, is just so big. *amen* I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! he just so ... built like a black porn star! I like hard wooden crosses and I can not lie You other sisters can't deny That when jesus walks in with his itty bitty jew stick And that cross thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue 'Cause you notice that cross was hard Deep in the spanidix hes wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh jesus crhist, I wanna get wit'cha fuck virgin marry fuck my homenuns who tried to warn me But with that cross you got makes me feel so horny Ooh, sing that Christian anthem… Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my pope mobile?Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average Antinomianism(someone who doesn't have morals) I've seen you gulpen from the chalice The hell with straightedge He's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a a Christian in a pleather vest I'm tired of reading preachers zines Sayin' conservatively is for me Take the average Christian man and ask him thatSo, sisters! (Yeah!) sisters! (Yeah!) Has your boyfriend got the jesus cross? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (and bake it!) Shake it! (and bake it!) Shake that healthy jesus cross! Baby got jesus cross!I like 'em christian Im sick of lame magicians I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an mammalNow here's my scandal I wanna get you home And and fuck you with my sisters I ain't talkin' bout COSMO-logy 'Cause cross implants are made for boys So I'm lookin' at preachers little boy porn videos Watchin' these rapest doing kids like they little boy hoes You can have them boy hoes I'll keep my men like (insert a boy's name who you think is super fine) A word to the soulful christians, I wanna get with yaI won't crucify you But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna be a lay minister and lay you till the break of dawn Jesus got it goin' on A lot of christians won't like this song 'Cause them prudes don't like to hit it, just dismiss it And I'd rather stay and play So, jesus! {Yeah!} jesus! {Yeah} If you wanna role in Christian poon {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even Buddhist gotta shout jesus got back!Jesus got back! Yeah, Jolo ... when it comes to jesus, Jesus got big cross!yeh so thats the bible humpers remix of sir mix alots baby got back!