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Amelia

Canned poultry expires!? Who knew?

About Me

I'm a horrible driver. I don't know right from left. I love good public transportation. I not-so-secretly hope that gas will go up to five bucks a gallon. I often think I'd like to be a gay man in my next life. I regret moving back to the US. I currently have two traffic cones in my trunk and it's not my fault. I tend to ramble a lot. mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' AUTOSTART='True' LOOP='1'

My Interests

Languages, reading, science, shopping, culture, movies, travel, climbing, German, Arabic

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Music:

Xavier Naidoo, Erasure, Depeche Mode, Mike Oldfield, Simon and Garfunkel, Andrea Bocelli, Tori Amos, Traci Chapman, The Cure, Eminem, Wolfsheim, Enigma, Pur, Jon & Vangelis, Rage Against the Machine, Scissor Sisters, Johnny Cash, Chemical Brothers, Dresden Dolls, The Fray, Devotchka .. width="425" height="350"

Movies:

O Brother! Where art thou?, Lola Rennt (Run Lola Run), The Royal Tenenbaums, Edward Scissorhands, Monsoon Wedding, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, What Dreams May Come, Amelie, Solino, Super Size Me, Nightmare before Christmas, Napoleon Dynamite, Spirited Away, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Walk the Line, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

I don't have a television, but I'm a sucker for cartoons. Plus, I'd marry Steven Colbert in a heartbeat.

Books:

David Sedaris, Franz Kafka, Harper Lee, Albert Camus

Heroes:

Bill Waterson.

My Blog

My dead phone: Now in blog form.

My phone is pretty much screwed. I can no longer see the display. Sometimes I can make a call, sometimes I can get a call. Unfortunately, I didn't save all of my numbers to the SIM card, so I'm going ...
Posted by Amelia on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Just call me "The Rev"

So, for those of you who haven't heard the news, Jessica and Ron got engaged! Long before we knew who the lucky guy was, Jess had decided that I would perform the ceremony. Today I took the first step...
Posted by Amelia on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

Time goes by...

    I have survived four dairy-free days. I plan for this experiment to last for two to three weeks. Any body have some dairy-free recipies they want to share? ...
Posted by Amelia on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Why bother to wear pants at all?

While I'm enjoying another late night incubation in the lab, I thought I'd share something I saw today while waiting at the health center. There are some things I just don't understand....
Posted by Amelia on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

Five Six With a Little Bit of Cheating

Although it would be completely reasonable to assume that the title of this blog is referring to my height, this is not the case. Today I did my first 5.6. Admittedly, I cheated a little and most peop...
Posted by Amelia on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

Mini Max!

To my surprise, my cousin Monica had her baby, Max, last night. He's on the early side and only weighs 3 lbs 3 oz (1.4 kg) and is 16 inches long (40.6 cm), but he's doing well. My cousin Bridgett post...
Posted by Amelia on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Bwah, ha, ha!

December 05, 2006 Falwell's Flub: Jerry-Rigged Policy Opens Door For Pagan Proselytizing In Virginia Public School A group of Pagans in Albemarle County, Va., was recently given permission to advertis...
Posted by Amelia on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

How much has changed?

I haven't done a survey in a while, so here goes:How old were you?Then: 27Now: 29Where did you go to school?Then: Colorado State UniversityNow: Colorado State UniversityWhere did u work?Then: Translat...
Posted by Amelia on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

Dirty Thirty

I'm not thirty yet, but I'm freaking out like I am. I hope this year will count for something! While I'm waiting for my reagents to thaw, I thought I'd fill this out. 1. What does your MySpace headlin...
Posted by Amelia on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

Presidental Poop

Bwah, ha, ha, ha! I have to wonder if this is true.
Posted by Amelia on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST