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About Me

My therapist told me I needed a hobby, so I decided to create this page...
So what to say? I’m the craziest person that I’ve ever met. I was born and bred in Detroit, moved to Florida when I was 11, and moved to Baltimore for work almost four years ago. Will I move back to Florida? Probably. When? Don’t know. For now I’m just trying to live each day at a time in this self-proclaimed charm city. (Charming by whose standards anyway?)Update: After, almost five years, I've officially moved back to Florida and am living in my parent's guest room. My cool factor has just gone way down but at least I'm home.I have an insane passion for Chihuahuas, which despite popular belief, are REAL dogs and are pretty damn cute if I must say. If you’re interested in a doggy play date, hit me up. Bonus points if you’re a cute guy! But a fair warning, my dog will probably kick your dog’s ass so don’t contact me if you have a sissy dog. Most people would describe me as high maintenance, but I tend to disagree. Doesn’t everyone have a personal masseuse, hair stylist, acupuncturist, and therapist? I love making people laugh and enjoy being just plain silly. I’m charming, witty, sarcastic and VERY humble. Warning: I’m high energy and borderline offensive so don’t ask to be my friend unless you have a sense of humor. Speaking of which, I’m a little old fashioned and don’t “accept” requests on the first date. How about an e-mail first? I’m not asking for a life story, but even a line like, “you just seem like a cool person” will suffice.

You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

What Tarot Card are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rather than focusing on people who I’d like to meet, let’s focus on who I’d NOT like to meet. Ladies, anything goes, just don’t try and sell me anything. Guys, please do not contact me if you have a shirtless picture on your page. It really is not attractive; in fact, it’s kind of pathetic, especially if you’ve taken it yourself in front of the bathroom mirror. If your “About Me” section starts off somewhere to the effect of “I’m just a pretty chill, laid back kind of guy,” then don’t waste your time asking to be my friend. I mean that’s great -- laid back, chill people are just fine by me, but if that’s the best prolific interpretation you have of yourself, then you’re probably not interesting enough to be my friend. No offense, really. And BTW I did check to make sure that none of my guy friends had this in their "About Me" section so to avoid that potentially awkward "what do you mean" e-mail.

My Blog

New Blog

Going through the painful process of transferring all my blog posts to my new piece of Internet real estate. But I'm back (again) and you can find me and all my silly ramblings here: http://mybodyisas...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:46:00 GMT

Tree party!

Posted pics from my lumberjack adventure in my albums section. All things considered, it could have been a lot worse. The tree could have fallen on the liquor store and then how would my mom and ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:50:00 GMT

How Ill be spending my Memorial Day weekend...

So as if my life weren't exciting enough, today a tree fell into my house ... yes, the one I'm trying to sell. I guess it could have been a lot worse, it could have completely demolished the hous...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Free colonics -- read on!

When I lived in Baltimore, the best 28 months of my professional life were spent at Agora, working as an e-Commerce Marketing Manager for their nutritional supplement and alternative health book produ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:17:00 GMT

Tina 2.0

****************Press Release *****************By Tina A. FritzTarpon Springs, FLTina Fritz enterprises is pleased to announce the unveiling of her latest version, Tina 2.0. After four and a half year...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:30:00 GMT

I found my Utah counterpart

So I was going to post a blog about me being pregnant as an April fool, but that’s fucking lame so I didn’t. In my endless hours of Internet surfing that I’d like to call "work", I c...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Sell my house, get $500

For those of you who don’t know already, I’m moving back to Florida and would love to sell my house as quickly as possible. Since word of mouth seems to work the best for these types of th...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:57:00 GMT

Curtain call

Scene 1: Tina breaks up with crazy alcoholic boyfriend and contemplates what she's doing with her life. Scene 2: Tina puts her house up for sale for the hell of it and then continues to contemplate wh...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:51:00 GMT

Change is coming ...

Ladies and gentleman I can feel it. It's going to be huge. And it's because I'm listening to my intution. Oh, and I'm back on the positive-thinking train, which broke down temporarily in Craigsville. ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:19:00 GMT

Crazy little thing called irony ... or fate ... whatever

So once again the universe has aligned itself in my favor. And no, this time it's not something as frivolous as meeting a new guy. Today, serendipity sought pity on my being and opened herself up to p...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:56:00 GMT