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Jay

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About Me

What are you doing sitting there? get up who knows when your last moment will come, go see your friends, family, loved ones. If all you do is sit there and browse the net life will pass you by and you will miss some great memories, so go; go make alot of great memories :P

My Interests

cars, friends, music
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I'd like to meet:


Free Cursors

Music:

anything other than Polka and Yodaling

Movies:

Gladiator, Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Out Cold, Tombstone, 8 Seconds, Half Baked, Good Will Hunting, Rocky I-V, Mr. Deeds, Cinderella Man, Million Dollar Baby,Space Balls, The Big Lebowski, any action, horror, sci-fi

Television:

dont watch too much tv programs change too fast but I'd have to say "Boondocks

Books:

creep show, misery, bag of bones, needful things, IT, cats eye, graveyard shift, silver bullet, pet sematary, The Stand

Heroes:

R.I.P. Cecile Hernandez A is for Alabama Slammer;B is for Bloody Mary;C is for Cosmopolitan;D is for Daiquiri;E is for EMERALD ISLE;F is for Flaming Dr. Pepper;G is for Gin & Tonic;H is for Hurricane;I is for Iced Coffee Fillip;J is for Jello Shots;K is for Kamikaze;L is for Long Island Iced Tea;M is for Manhattan;N is for Number 33;O is for Oatmeal Cookie;P is for Piña Colada;Q is for Quaalude;R is for Rum Runner;S is for Sangria;T is for Tom Collins;U is for Ultimate Margarita;V is for Vodka Ricki;W is for White Russian;X is for X.Y.Z.;Y is for Yellow Parakeet;Z is for Zombie

My Blog

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...6. Try b...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

101 ways to annoy ppl

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversat...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST