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About Me

Some people say symmetry is beautiful.If you're one of those people, I'm not what you're looking for.Half my face doesn't sweat, my right eyelid droops, and my right pupil doesn't dilate. My friend Maclain won't let me go out at night. A botched, or more likely, a properly performed surgery when I was 10 disfigured me for life. It ruined my promising acting career. Pre-surgery I was climbing the Hollywood prop ladder through roles such as Deacon #2 in the LDS Seminary film "Johnny takes the sacrament," and Catcher/Featured Frightened Student #1 in the Feature Film for Families "Split Infinity" (what many called a "courageous, breathtaking performance." "A veritable tour de force, his finest performance to date." "Scott is an acting Adonis. He has done for elementary school athletes what Heath Ledger will surely do for cowpokes everywhere.")Sadly, post-surgery I couldn't even manage first callbacks for the role I was born to play---Scotty Smalls in the kiddie erotic thriller "The Sandlot."When my mom asked the doctor what was wrong with me, he comfortingly and optimistically responded, "He'll be a hit on Halloween." She and I are both hoping to live off the proceeds of our class-action malpractice lawsuit for poor bedside manners. It's been 15 years coming but I'm getting the most out of my pre-paid legal membership. (If interested, talk to Colby at Ruby River in Provo. He'd like to talk to you about an opportunity that people are talking about. We all have dreams......I know I do.)So before we take the big plunge into a myspace relationship and in the spirit of brutal honesty, I must warn you of my other genetic deficiencies that you may want to keep out of your family's gene pool: 1. I'm colorblind. 2. I'm lefthanded. 3. I used to have the nickname Thimble Bladder.Deal with it.

My Interests

VB, foosball, tennis, shuffleboard, ping pong, aeroball, bocce ball--you know, sports of finesse---Boggle, Risk, Lunch, international travel, inheriting stuff, Guitar Hero, DDR

I'd like to meet:

Wes Anderson, a magician named Gob

Music:

Cake, The Kooks, Okkervil River, Numchuck, The Cribs, The Raconteurs, The Strokes, The Libertines, Neil Effin Diamond, Tom Jones, The Format, Audioslave, Arctic Monkeys, OK Go

Movies:

Memento, Braveheart (first movie I cried at), Gladiator, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Bottlerocket, Life Aquatic, anything with Bill Murray or Harrison Ford, Split Infinity (it's kind of a big deal), O Brother Where Art Thou, Fletch, 3 Amigos, Hudsucker Proxy, Bring It On (Again, and Again), Transporter 1 and 2, Motorcycle Diaries

Television:

Arrested Development (may you rest in peace and may the Fox execs who cancelled you be damned), 24, Lost, The Soup, Best Week Ever, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, 20/20 and Dateline cuz they make my mom think the house will blow up if we leave the toaster plugged in, Da Ali G Show, That's so Raven, Flavor of Love (1 and 2), I love New York

Books:

Note, work, check, match

Heroes:

Alan Greenspan, the inventor of laser hair removal, Gary Busey for his inspiring performance on Celebrity Fit Club