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Kevo --- ‰²

I think, if ya haven't got eyes, ya shouldn't have wings

About Me

I am currently recruiting extraordinary humans for special operations. If you are a an out of work secret operative looking for an exciting opportunity with a clever, forward thinking megalomaniac bent on world domination, we have a spot for you on our ever growing team. Dont miss this opportunity to be aligned with one of the most cutting edge opportunities of a life time. Please note, operatives who are captured by enemy forces will not garner any recognition or support from said employer.

My Interests

Licking 9 volt battery terminals, randomly stopping in busy markets while there are groups of people walking close behind me, shopping for designer kleenex boxes.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who, like me, think that it is repugnant to go to a website/myspace page and have music play. People that eat pork and beans on a regular basis. Anybody who still chugs beers and then crushes the cans on their foreheads, or people who's diet consists of dust, dust is low in fat.

I would also like to meet Karl Pilkington

Seriously, if you're going to try to add me because I know someone that you think is cool, the least you can do is send a message first instead of just random adds. If you randomly add me it's a sign of your incompetence as you are obviously incapable of reading simple english, and deciphering it within your pea sized brain.

Music:

2pac, A Perfect Circle, A3, Alexisonfire, Arctic Monkeys, Athlete, Audioslave, The Be Good Tanyas, The Beatnuts, Ben Harper and the Dangerous Criminals, Black Lung, Blackpool Lights Blind Melon, Bloc Party, Cobra Starship, The Cribs, The Cult, Das EFX, Death Cab for Cutie, Death from Above 1979, Dilated Peoples, DJ Spooky, The Donnas, DRM, Eat Static, Esthero, Flaming Lips, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Gang of Four, The Get Up Kids, Grand National, GWAR, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hard-Fi, Hellogoodbye, I Mother Earth, Ice Cube, Ikon, Infectious Grooves, Interpol, Janes Addiction, Jedi Knights, Juliette and the Licks, Khonor, The Kills, Knoc-Turn'Al, L.S.G, Ladytron, LCD Sound System, Leaves, Lemon Grass, Louis Logic, Louis XIV, Madvillain, The Mars Volta, Master Ace, MC Frontalot, Method Man, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Mos Def, Mother Love BOne, Muse, NIN, Nirvana, NuBreed, Of Montreal, OK Go!, Our Lady Peace, Outerspace, Ozomatli, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pharcyde, Pixies, Porcupine Tree, Portishead, The Postal Service, Propagandhi, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Richard Cheese, Royce Da 5'9, Sam Roberts, Seven Story Redhead, Skitzofreniks, The Sounds, THe Stills, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, The Streets, The Strokes, Sublime, Supersuckers, Taking Back Sunday, Thievery Corporation, Thom Yorke, Thursday, Tool, Twista, Type O Negative, The UNderwolves, The Vines, The Von Bondies, We Are Scientists, Weekend Players, Weezer, The White Stripes, Wise, Wolf Parade, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zion I

Movies:

Legally Blonde, Troll 2, Glitter, You got Served, Gigli, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Teen Wolf Too, Spice World, Big Momma's House 2, and Cop and 1/2.

Television:

Cop Rock, the Antique Road Show, Hollywood Squares, and the XFL.

Books:

Ricky Gervais: The World According to Karl Pilkington

Heroes:

Karl Pilkington

My Blog

It's always greener on the other side

Why can't I get my grass to grow? In the front yard that is, it's luscious and fertile in the backyard, but I just can't seem to bring that same face forward. I water it, and rake it, and tell it fabe...
Posted by Kevo --- 0² on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:18:00 PST

No, you really aren't special

OK... people who wear snakes around their necks are not cool. I've seen you. Three of you in two days. Knock it off. Your pet is not exotic. You are not different. You're trying too hard. Stop it.
Posted by Kevo --- 0² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST