The Qua was founded by Seventies Man at Lafayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania some time between 1990 and 1994. Because everyone involved was drunk at the time, nobody quite knows for sure the exact date of conception. He declared himself the "Grand Queebie" and eventually the position was passed on to Beta Grammitus and Dr. Cornbread Marsales Jarvis. (We tricked him into signing a document when he was loaded.) Soon thereafter the Qua was spread into Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Many were abducted including Pookus Maximus, who later was placed as the third Grand Queebie position. Pookus spread the Qua to the left coast and beyond.
Seventies Man now resides in Japan where he retains a god-like Qua status as the "Grand Quabbo" (Quabbo incidentally being the dog owned by 70's Man to which the Qua was named). The Qua currently has members in numerous countries including Finland, Mexico, Scotland, Ireland, Japan, Germany, and Canada.
The Qua creed is as follows:
The Qua is an elite, drunken organization
dedicated to the descrimination against all sexes,
races, creeds, religions, organizations,
and/or national origin (including ourselves).
