Hi i'm Tom (aka oi you in the tea towel aka SLITTER!!!!) I live in the ghetto of muswell hill and its a god damn sexy area il have you know. Photoshop is a life endorsing challenge for me (can cutting your and your friends faces onto images of fat women ever get boring?) and depressingly consumes my life. well. That and myspace which is too god damn addictive my i add. I have a few lessons ive learnt in life mainly though errors ive made. Firstly binge drinking and amsterdam never ever mix especially if you through a midget into the frame hmmm o think il leave you with those wise words ringing in your ears.................