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Your Stress Level is: 79%
You are prone to stress, and you're probably even pretty stressed right now.
Life's problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out.
Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only wa you'll get through the bad times. How Stressed Are You?GEE I WONDER WHY I AM SO STRESSED ALL THE DAMN TIME!!? I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I DON'T HAVE TO BE STRESSED ANYMORE...NOT LIKE THIS ANYWAY! Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts Newest / Music / MoviesI am 27 years old,(28 in 2 weeks) I live in Huntingdon, Pa with my hubby and two awesome children. I love my family more than the world. I am very close with my mom, she's my best friend, and have a handful of very close friends who I love and adore immensely...all I need are those few. I would do anything for the ones I love, and I know they know it. I was blessed with their undying support this past year when our little baby boy passed away on December 10 and will never forget the love, compassion, empathy, and understanding they all showed to me, my husband, and my kids. My two best friends, and best friend's mom & brother all drove from Va Beach to Pa to be here with me for the funeral.. Not something just anyone does. They continue to be there when I need to vent, cry, or just talk about him, and I can't explain how much I appreciate their friendship. My children, my mom, and all of my closest friends are irreplacable and life would not be the same without them. I have recently begun a fundraiser to help give my baby his headstone. The fundraiser is called "For Heavens Sake" and I will be selling my artwork in order to raise the money. I've already got some people interested, and of course they are friends of mine, but who better to share my work with than my friends.HERE IS THE FIRST PIECE OF ARTWORK UP FOR SALE IN MY FUNDRAISER!! IT TOOK ME 4 DAYS TO COMPLETE IT, WHICH ISN'T BAD FOR A BUSY MAMA!!! THIS IS OIL PASTEL ON AN 11X14 CANVAS. NOT SURE WHAT I'M ASKING FOR IT YET, I'LL TAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS THOUGH! :0) PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, I AM OPEN TO CREATING CUSTOM PIECES FOR THOSE WHO REQUEST IT AND I HAVE LARGER CANVAS AVAILABLE ALSO.
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Get this video and more at MySpace.comHERE IS THE PAINTING I STARTED TODAY. IT IS 16" X 20", ACRYLIC PAINT & WILL BE FINISHED IN OIL PASTEL. THIS PARTICULAR PIECE IS RESERVED FOR SOMEONE, HOWEVER, IF YOU LIKE THE PINUP GIRL ARTWORK, I CAN ABSOLUTELY DO ONE FOR YOU. JUST ASK! :0)
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You are Rogue!You are sexy and strong willed, and able to take on just about anyone. You long for a serious relationship, but whenever you begin to get close to someone things always seem to take turns for the worse. But you have dealt with this lack of closeness with an almost constant flirtacious behavior.
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Love And Beauty! You Are The One The Boys/Girls Are Always Chasing After! You Would Be Fully Committed To the Happiness And Well Being Of Your Mortal Subjects. You Are The Rainbow After A Storm Signifying Hope And Serenity. Though We Are Sure There Are Many Goddesses Like You, Each Goddess Of Love And Beauty Is Unique!
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You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Birthdate: May 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

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Hosted by Sparkle TagsDrawing, Painting, dancing, singing, talking back, sewing, quilting, playing junior monopoly and candyland with my kids, driving FINALLY!!!, sitting on my ass every morning from 9am-10am to watch Regis & Kelly!!! lol
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Janice Marie Bailey Yocum
Birthday: May 30th, 1978
Birthplace: TACOMA, WASHINGTON
Current Location: HUNTINGDON, PA
Eye Color: BLUUUE
Hair Color: REEEDDD
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: AMBIDEXTRIOUS, BUT MORE OF A RIGHTY
Your Heritage: IRISH, SCOTTISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: SANDALS
Your Weakness: SINCERITY AND CHOCOLATE
Your Fears: DROWNING, LOSING ANOTHER CHILD, NOT BEING HAPPY
Your Perfect Pizza: LMAO, DON'T GET GROSSED OUT: CHEESE, PEPPERONI, LETTUCE, AND KETCHUP (SOMETIMES RELISH)!!! YES, I'M SERIOUS.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: RAISING THE MONEY FOR MY BABY'S HEADSTONE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOO!!
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES, LIPS, BOOOBS, HAIR..
Your Bedtime: DEPENDS ON WHETHER I GO TO BED OR NOT
Your Most Missed Memory: BEING HAPPY, HAVING FUN, BEING ME
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER...PROPEL
MacDonalds or Burger King: UM, NEITHER..SUBWAY...SOUTHWEST CHICKEN
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE OR GROUP
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: DOESN'T MATTER
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Swear: HELL FUCKIN' NO
Do you Sing: ALL THE TIME
Do you Shower Daily: EVENTUALLY
Have you Been in Love: I AM IN LOVE
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY DID THAT, BUT WANT TO GO BACK FOR MY BS OR MASTERS
Do you want to get Married: I AM
Do you belive in yourself: MOST OF THE TIME, WAY MORE NOW THAN I DID BEFORE
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: YES
Are you a Health Freak: NOT REALLY, BUT I CARE ABOUT WHAT GOES INTO MY BODY
Do you get along with your Parents: MY MOM, YES, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM!
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO, DAMN IT, I NEED A BEER
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: HAHAHAH...NO!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NEGETIVE
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: UM, YEAH, NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO, BUT I LIKE SUSHI
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOT YET
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOT A THING
Ever been Drunk: LMFAO...TOO MANY TIMES
Ever been called a Tease: ABSOLUTELY, I LIKE TO TEASE, BUT I FOLLOW THROUGH
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE, EXCEPT BY MY STEPDAD..ASSHOLE
Ever Shoplifted: YEAH, I WAS 5
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP OR WHILE HAVING SEX, BUT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I AM GROWN UP, BUT STILL WORKING ON WHAT I WANT TO BE.
What country would you most like to Visit: IRELAND, SCOTLAND, AUSTRALIA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BEAUTIFUL EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL EYES
Favourite Hair Color: NO PREFERENCE, BUT NO REDHEADS PLEASE
Short or Long Hair: SHORT/SHAVED
Height: TALLER THAN ME..AT LEAST 5'11"
Weight: AS LONG AS HE'S NOT GONNA KILL ME IF HE SAT ON ME,IT'S ALL GOOD
Best Clothing Style: WHATEVER, JUST NOT SLOPPY OR NERDY
Number of Drugs I have taken: WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
Number of CDs I own: DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
Number of Piercings: ???? DON'T KNOW
Number of Tattoos: LMFAO...GET RID OF IT! ;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: WHO DOESN'T REGRET THINGS IN THEIR PAST!?

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Hosted by Sparkle TagsTHIS IS MY HANDDRAWING, PAINTING, MAKING PILLOWS, CONTEMPORARY QUILTING, MUSIC, SINGING, BEING A MOM TO MY AWESOME KIDS, PLAYING OOBI WITH MY DAUGHTER, CAITLIN....SHE LOOOVES OOBI, FROM NOGGIN. CAITLIN LOOOVES CINDERELLA, SHE is A PRINCESS AFTER ALL...HEARING MY SON TELL ME HE LOVES ME INFINITY TIMES A MILLION ALL THE WAY TO MEXICO! JOEY IS MY LITTLE SPIDER MAN...ALWAYS PROTECTING MAMA, AND FIGHTING CRIME! LOLI ALSO LOVE FORENSIC SCIENCE AND CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION, THAT'S WHAT I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR, BUT MY TRUE CALLING IS MY ARTWORK AND OTHER VARIOUS INTERESTS(noted above) AND MY ABILITY TO MAKE LAURA LAUGH WHEN I LEAVE COMMENTS ON HER PAGE REFERRING TO THE MALE ANATOMY...HAHA AND ALSO TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH TOO, I LIKE DOING THAT. MY HUSBAND HAS LITTLE TO WORK WITH, AS FAR AS A SENSE OF HUMOR GOES (i know what you thought i meant)...SO I HAVE TO WORK EXTRA HARD TO GET HIM TO HIM TO LAUGH. TALK ABOUT ALL NIGHTERS! That's me.....Ariel...lol
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I really would love to go into Forensics/CSI..I want to go to Blood School. If I get cut, I do experiment with my blood..blood spatter can be the clue that cracks a case. I test velocity and spatter dimension/angle..it's interesting.

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My baby boy in heaven one day.Goodnight said the child, to the big bright moon, I will see you tomorrow, for bedtime is soon. Tomorrow's a new day, and surely will come. I will wake up, and you will be gone. The sun will come out, and I'll wave hello. He'll wave back, warming my skin with his glow. When the sun bids goodnight, I will follow his lead. Then the stars will come out, but you, they will need. For the sky is not as beautiful, without you to shine down. All the stars would be crying, all the heavens would frown. So sleep softly, dream sweetly, my big bright moon. I will see you tomorrow, for bedtime is soon.POEM by Janice Marie Bailey~Yocum 2004 Copyrighted.


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Movies:

I'm a horror flick chick...they might scare me to the point where I can hardly breathe...but THOSE are the BEST ones!!! I also like documentaries, and Movies that are based on true life, I also love a good comedy...doesn't take too much to get me to laugh for some people, you know who u are. I also love movies that are insightful, uplifiting, and motivating...the one's that make you go...yeah..that's sooo true. Like an Epiphany..

Television:

CSI:Vegas, NY,& Miami(couldn't believe she was the mole!!!..damn)...Law & Order:SVU & Criminal Intent, Dr. Phil, Regis & Kelly, Bones, Spongebob, Catdog, Krypto the Superdog!, Criminal Minds, Trauma;Life in the E.R., Untold Stories of The ER, National Geographic Channel, Grey's Anatomy, House, Forensic Files, New Detectives, Investigative Reports, Cops, Deal or No Deal, American Idol!!(I WANT CHRIS BACK!! That was SOOOO WRONG), Dateline NBC, anything my kids watch on nickelodeon..

Books:

Anything Stephen King, Dean Koontz. Factual/Educational Forensic books, I have quite a few.

Heroes:

My Children!!.. My Mom, My Best Friend Laura "B", All my very best friends, My family, ALL who have come into my life and made a memorable, long lasting impact. I love you all.

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FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE: A fundraiser for Baby Bryce's Headstone..

"For Heaven's Sake"I have decided to create and sell artwork in order to raise money so that we can purchase a headstone for our little angel, Bryce. With all the funeral expenses, even the donations ...
Posted by **JaNiCe~MaRiE** on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:54:00 PST