i am a very rare, 1 inch tall, boozasaur. don't let my size fool you. if you give me lip, i'll jack your shit up bitch. i like to drink. -alot. i enjoy travel, junkfood, and all sorts of ways to get fucked up. i have a crappy attitude most of the time, but that's not my problem, it's yours. i have almost no respect for humans, but i need them for certain things. (they drive me around and buy me stuff)i like the the ladies of all kinds.(we can make the size thing work baby)i also enjoy good music. too bad it's so hard to find.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
lots of ladies. i also wanna meet people who think they're the shit, so i can tell them all the reasons they aren't.
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My Blog
pitch awards
i went to the awards show with one thing in mind.
TO DRINK THE FREE BOOZE!
i slammed as many as i could in the v i p area, but some douchebag told me i couldn't bring drinks downstairs. what?!? he's l... Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:46:00 GMT
i hate memphis
i hope i never have to go back there.
my "people" and i drove to memphis to see the Tom Waits show on august 4th. i was very excited as he is one of the few musicians i don't hate. we pulled up, and t... Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:51:00 GMT
