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Wouldn't Stop if I Could

(Man it hurts to be this good)

About Me

I'm Ian. I'm an atrocious self describer. I have an overactive vocabulary. I drink to much. I smoke to much. I am generally undesirable.I am a charlatan. I have a silver tongue. I lie, cheat, and steal. I am a bully, and simultaneously a toady. I overuse the word "simultaneously. I have the facial expressions of a cartoon character. I have way to many accents. I have non-regional dialect.I am generally self loathing with an abundance of false confidence. I am a slut. I am an asshole. I am loyal to a fault. I am a "nice guy".I fight. I am full of rage. I am a chameleon. I've "Killed bitches for less".I have two tattoos. I have a pack a day cigarette habit. I like imported beers, a nice glass of wine, and hard liquor. I have the tolerance of an alcoholic.I don't faint. I smile to strangers. I enjoy simple pleasures. I am a minimalist. I bullshit like I'm being paid to. I one day will be paid to.I am Irish. I am Scottish. I am proud of my heritage.I may complete this later.I may not.I have a duck
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My Interests

Singing, Acting, Writing, Bullshitting, Drinking, Tattooing, Smoking

I'd like to meet:

People of strong moral fiber. People of consequence. People of great valor, or scurrilous intent. People who fight. People who drink. People who are deeply rooted in opinion. People of great faith. People of conviction. People I miss.

Music:

This section is stupid.

Movies:

This section is less stupid, yet still stupid in its own right.

Television:

This section has herpes

Books:

This section is in fact, a fairly interesting section, but it is a cruel temptress.In fact, putting anything down here will make a person sound either like a total moron, or a pretentious asshole.Your choice.

My Blog

Posted

 Havent posted a blog in years...Generally due to uninteresting life and boredom...Anywho... feeling meh lately...Must return to my now untouched roots in the fields of skullduggery...Damn-Rorsch...
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

Oops

I deleted the poem...stupid me right? So heres a new place for your flame wars... Theyre funny. And thanks Ali for saying I make you melt... warms the heart it does. Do something else in your fre...
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahur

Yes today was aiight. I felt fresh, i ran aboot, pumped some iron, then, when we were going to sing accapella for ashleys B-day(just for her i add) outside of the school. Just FAIN and ashley. I clos...
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ILL(in the bad way, not in the cool way)

Im am very ill...i want to rip my nose off my face. Missing school is a bonus but my rents arent going to let me live it down. Whatever... life goes on
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy bday Bahar

Yah keen party day, def enjoyed it, first time doing a very public accapella, hackey sack, nick doin "DU HAST", scotty sills... ahhh the fun of teenness
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The quest for intoxication

So i jump into Aarons car and lauren is sitting there. "Hey ian, we're gonna get drunk tonite". i brush it off "yah sure. whatevs" drinking plans are often too fantastic to be true. but reality set...
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bangin day

Oh man, wake up reluctantly at 1:00, go downstairs, watch donnie darko, head to nicks, play halo, do accapella, play hackey sack, drive to Tai Sho for japanese, go back to nicks, watch show bout midge...
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heh

Woke up today, dragged my ass to the comp, and tried to put in all my cds in the hd. Then i went to work, which resulted in playing the coaster toss game with deb. Fun shit. Lates
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking new to my space

Hey ya'll... finally got a new comp so i can actually use this badass website... Heh.. thats it... visit por favor, gimme comments... be a pal... peace
Posted by Wouldn't Stop if I Could on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST