Graduated Summa Cum Laude from the Wharton School, visiting fellow at the Brookings Institute, Nobel Laureate... these are just a few things that cannot be said about me. However, the Chicago Tribune has described me as a "bashful beatnik."
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The mutherf*cker who left the weight bench in the alley so my wife could back my Lexus into it. Thanks A-hole!
