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Derek

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They dance down the street like dingledodies, and I shamble after as I’ve been doing all my life, after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centre light pop and everybody goes Awww!

My Blog

Top 16 Country Songs

TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:14:00 GMT

The Correct Method for Summoning a Demon

THE CORRECT METHODS FOR SUMMONING A DEMON   1.  Know the Demon you intend to summon. This blog lists the attributes and available knowledge about different Demons. All of the Goetic De...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:27:00 GMT

The Birth of a Legend

  I  was born in a tree-house situated on the south west coast of Scotland. I was miserably brought up by my father Frederick - a professional tambourine player - who wanted me to become a ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 16:47:00 GMT

The Day I Met The Big E

So there I was, but a slip of a lad trying to earn a crust by licking shoes clean in the departure lounge of Prestwick Airport.  It was a tough gig, I sometimes had to get up half an hour before...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:33:00 GMT

The Truth About The Rat Pack...

  All that stuff they write about how the 'Rats' were the best of friends who socialised together, loved together, were each other's best men at weddings is all quite frankly crap.  We wer...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:23:00 GMT

How I Broke into Advertising

  I scratched living playing restaurants and hotels throughout the late sixties  had a couple of regular gigs, one in a Chinese take-away in Hackney and another in the lift of the Sheraton H...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 15:08:00 GMT