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Rollie the Ridiculous

I am here for Friends

About Me

obnoxious body odor... loud music and tattoos... skimpy outfits... experimental in the bathtub... boozehound... sucker for a nice smile...

My Interests

3rd nipples... misc. deformities... homeless guys... lucid dreams of body painting... hallucinations... whiskey... female anatomy...the usual

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ... Michael Jackson... Charles Manson... Just so I could broaden my horizons...

Music:

Mr. Bungle... Mozart... Beethoven... The Cramps... Slipknot... Queens of the Stone Age... Kyuss... Black Sabbath... Tenacious D... Toledo Show... The Rev. Horton Heat... The Popular Shapes... White Stripes... Misfits... Danzig... Brujeria... The Bacon Brothers... HA HA HA ... Johnny Cash... Faith No More... Elvis Presley... The Spits... Gwar... Gershwin... Sepultura... Blue Meanies... System of a Down... Lard... Dead Kennedys... Ministry... X... Filth... The Blatz... The Skatalites... MU330... Public Enemy... Primus... Hepcat... The Slackers... Frank Sinatra

Movies:

Breakin II... Tron... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Killer Clowns from Outer Space... Flashdance... Throw Momma from the Train... any Rambo feature

Television:

Saved by the Bell... Family Ties... Silver Spoons... Pee-Wee's Playhouse... infomercials...

Books:

Guinness Book of World Records '96... Everything You Need to Know about Growing Toenails...

Heroes:

your mom when she's passed out with a bottle of flunitrazepam and used condoms next to her... Bruce Leroy... my proctologist...

My Blog

Time to kill

I just realized it's been a year since I last wrote in this beeyotch. A lot has changed. I finally got that sex change operation and I have found Satan. It's funny what large doses of PCP and joining ...
Posted by Rollie the Ridiculous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Close your eyes for a moment and it's gone........

One of the patients I took care of last night didn't want to live anymore. I even got to read the suicide note that they were gonna leave behind. It was rather touching. I don't like to see people hur...
Posted by Rollie the Ridiculous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I FEEL OLD!

Tomorrow is my b-day and I'm going to be a quarter of a century old. Pretty soon I'll be going to the store for arthritis cream and Metamucil. I'll be scheduling appointments for prostate examinations...
Posted by Rollie the Ridiculous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!!!

Here I am studyin' my freakin' bowls off and all I can think of how good Scuba Steve not Jack would look in a tight red leather miniskirt and lacy pantyhose.
Posted by Rollie the Ridiculous on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST