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D.A.M.M.â„¢

Master Debator Finds Cunning Linguist!!

About Me

To be da nicest pervert u ever met.

My Interests

Drunks Against M.A.D.D. Mothersâ„¢

I'd like to meet:

Non-profit organization. Meetings are held every Thursday 7:30 PM at a pre-announced nudie bar. Females are highly encouraged and occasionally coerced into membership. Sexual favors performed to one of the officers entitle them to discounts or waiver on membership dues. Hand jobs = 10% off. Blow jobs = 50% off. Coitus = 1 mo dues waived. Threesome or more with their girlfriends = 1 yr dues waived. If you let us film it = Lifetime Unlimited All-Access VIP Membership plus an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas. Transportation provided by Bangbus.Com

Music:

(Eric - Chairman/Founder) [email protected], (Tomie - CEO) [email protected], (Juan -Female Recruit Inspector)[email protected]. (Tash - da D.A.M.M.?Mascot) She's on AOL too. If that don't work, then try to add one of us on Friendster. We'll get the message somehow. If you're interested in starting a charter in your neck of the woods, contact any of the members above.

Movies:


I like to spin tunes as
DJ Maximus Perv Get your dj name @ Quiz Me

My Blog

r u 1 of these

living in K-town has its advantages. u can find almost anything u want. but along wif da good comes da bad. I live apprx. 1 mile away from my werk. yeah nice, but try driving to and fro and u'll know ...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont u hate it when

doesnt it suck when peeps dont believe u when u're tellin da troof? I fuk'n hate it.
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

changes

First, I wanna wish everybody da worst fuk'n year imagineable. Y? Cuz if I didnt then hoo will? Plus everybody wishing da same ole' shit repeatedly is fucking things up. I was at a NYE event and I rea...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

better late than never

X-mas came a lil late this year. dat fat bastid chris cringle musta had da runs or sump'n.... but I'd like every1 to raise ur glass for a toast.... I no longer wish to be da pimp/playa errbody wants ...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

b.l.o.g.

u guys wanna know wut blog stands for? it stands for Bitchings, Lamentations & OMFG.......GHEYness. except da ones done by mah baby. wo0t!
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a gift ...

forgot to mention this yesterday, but I received a book as a gift. I aint one for reading, but I hope to enjoy it as much as da "spesho" person dat sent it to me all da way from another state. I'll be...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

neener, neener, neh neh neh neh neener......

I'm a fuk'n lucky guy. Bet u wanna know y... hmmm.... me too.... lol.... I'll know for sure when I become da "luckiest" guy. I hope SHE will too. So stay tuned. I'm caught in da undertow..... just cau...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

few moments of consciousness

god damn I'm sick. this is da 3rd day. just got back from dropping off IAM at skool. this is one flu I dont wish upon any1. both nasal passages are congested, painful coffs, body aching as if I'm layi...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aint over yet

been back from Penny's house for Thanksgivins dinner and I'm still up and full. played CS til my fingernail dug into my skin and now I hab a cut. then allovasudden I get da urge to write sum shit here...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

online romance

is it possible? I think and very much hope so. people laff and make fun about it, but I dont think its funny, never did. when I 1st started using da internet, da 1st thing dat came to my mind was usin...
Posted by D.A.M.M." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST