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Joann

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About Me

hi my name is Joann and I have a college degree in Criminal Justice. I have come to realize that my degree is worthless and unless I go back to get my masters I am delegated to being an EMT for the rest of my life. Don't get me wrong its not a bad job just not what I envisioned for myself. I know I look like an 18 year old ditzy blonde chick but Im not like that at all. I like to party and have a good time. I love to watch sports so if you hate sports we probably wouldnt have anything is common. I hate close minded people. My closest friends deviate from what society calls moral so if your religious dont even think about pushing your one sided hypocrite views on me. I love to shock people and I tend to be blunt about things. I love people who are unique and different. I have pierced nipples and plan on getting pierced more. I cant stand stupid people and it drives me nuts when someone asks dumb questions so please do not ask me something dumb unless you want to get a smart ass answer back. I tend to be a very nice and caring person but if you piss me off I can be one mean bitch. But at least I admit it. In my spare time I read books especially crime books. I watch court tv or sports talk radio. I admit I like to watch porn. I live and breathe Yankees baseball and I drink beer. So if you would like to talk to me just write me a message and most likely I will respond...table height="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"
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How will you die? (25 possibilities)

Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the asshole.
You will sit on a rifle. It will go off. The pain will last many days before you finally succumb to death's abhorrent grip. During that time, you will shit yourself often. And after your passing, you will be the butt (haha, get it?!) of every death joke for the next decade.
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joann's Past Lives
V V V
583 BC : Chinese Emperor
141 AD : A nomadic hobo
1949 AD : A grave robber
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joann is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?
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Sid Wilson
You are pretty insane ! you love fire and jungle music or rave music! you do all kinds fo crazy stuff just cause you can...or think you can......and nobody fucks with you despite your size
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You will go to jail for: You claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forms
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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Aries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com